Dead Cat Jokes

[60FeetUnderWater]

Originally posted by Silera
By the time I read the board, I didn't see that. Had I seen it, I would have had the same reaction.

well, that's you.

I tried to show some respect for a man's father dying.

Cats don't get the same respect from me. Not this one, at least. I never met him/her/it.

Dems the breaks.

Perhaps I'll dedicate my next order of beef lo mein to Rumple. I'll even pour out a bit of soy sauce out on the curb.

[GreasyItalianPrincess]

a Stephen Lynch song is coming to mind

[60FeetUnderWater]

If ye loveth Jesus you should....

[jewdown]

Special Ed?

[header]

Originally posted by 60FeetUnderWater
Perhaps I'll dedicate my next order of beef lo mein to Rumple. I'll even pour out a bit of soy sauce out on the curb.

You're really running the whole chinese food angle into the ground. YOu didn't think this thread through before creating it did you?

[GreasyItalianPrincess]

You all better hope Steve C doesn't see this thread.

[60FeetUnderWater]

Originally posted by header

You're really running the whole chinese food angle into the ground. YOu didn't think this thread through before creating it did you?

Well, to me, "dead cat" = awful chinese food jokes, everytime.

Do you think you can do better?

Bring it! Thats why I made this thread.


America! Land of opportunity!

[header]

I am trying but I don't see much funny about a dead kitten. Maybe I'm just too damn sensitive.

[GreasyItalianPrincess]

if it was beer battered, you'd appreciate the kitten more.

[header]

If it helps your thread any I found it fun to skin and disect a cat in Anatomy class in high school.