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Quote:BullSHIT. I bet Alkey's got that crazy drunken superstrength that all the Irish seem to have.
Not only that, you'd have to deal with a screaming Dominican busting your ass too. Alkey brings ninja backup.
I'm half Irish. Our crazy drunken superstrength would be cancelled out by each other.
And as for the screaming Dominican... well, she always liked me better anyway, so I have nothing to worry about.
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Quote:Originally posted by Ants in My Pants
Quote:BullSHIT. I bet Alkey's got that crazy drunken superstrength that all the Irish seem to have.
Not only that, you'd have to deal with a screaming Dominican busting your ass too. Alkey brings ninja backup.
I'm half Irish. Our crazy drunken superstrength would be cancelled out by each other.
And as for the screaming Dominican... well, she always liked me better anyway, so I have nothing to worry about.
Except both of them can ban your ass from this joint.
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Quote:well, she always liked me better anyway, so I have nothing to worry about.
Is that why she's been fucking me for over a year?
To make you jealous...?
Oops... I forgot to flush again...
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Actually, I haven't used a condom in over a year.
My bad.
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Quote:Originally posted by IrishAlkey
Actually, I haven't used a condom in over a year.
My bad.
You'll be muttering those exact words when little Felipe Seamus Gonzalez O'Reily McLopez is running around tearing shit up in your apartment.
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Quote:You'll be muttering those exact words when little Felipe Seamus Gonzalez O'Reily McLopez is running around tearing shit up in your apartment.
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Silera, you can't wear your cute little outfits when you've got Alkey's bun in the oven.
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I buy the hottest maternity wear ever.
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That statement is scary yet strangely erotic.
OK, you can't have your precious tequila with Alkey's kid.
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