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How do you know when a girl with no nerve endings is getting shocked?!
She answers the iron!
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<font color=red><marquee>You ain't no motha'fuckin' bully... and I ain't bowin' to no motha'fuckin' bully... I won't allow it ain't gon' cowar to no bully, I'll be damned if I don't stand up to a bully... fight like a man and throw my hands up to a bully...</font></marquee>
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how do you make a little girl cry twice?
wipe your bloody cock on her teddy bear!
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It's even better if she's deaf!
How does a bilind chick know when her mouth missed your cock??
She feels a poke in the eye!
yeah i know that was weak.
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Quote:Originally posted by Ants in My Pants
It's even better if she's deaf!
be even better if she were mute.
*as she took it like a champ...*
mwahhh.....MWAAAHHH!!!...mwah mwah!!
what? too far? ok...ding ding ding...
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She knows cuz I slap her in the fucking face.
Then, I tell her it was her last chance and I shove it in her ass.
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Quote:She knows cuz I slap her in the fucking face.
Then, I tell her it was her last chance and I shove it in her ass.
Then he takes it back out and apologizes profusely because the Viagra hasn't kicked in to combat his "alcoholic limp dick" syndrome.
Then he goes and cries in the corner.
EDIT: NEXT TO THE POODLE!!11 LOLLERS
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[email protected]"><center><i>"ARE YOU PONDERING WHAT I'M PONDERING?"</i></center></a></marquee><br /><a href="aim:goim?ScreenName=DarkMoonchild23&Message=NARF!!!!!"><center>I think so, Brain...</center></a><br /><i><font color=4e4e4e>I'll conquer the world long before Kingpin ever finds "Pinky"</i></font><br /><font color=white><b><i>Now, I must return to the Lab to prepare for tomorrow night...</b></i></font><font color=4d4d4d size=-5>
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How does a blind, deaf, mute know you're about to cum on her face?
She doesn't. Just surprise her.
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