Things You Have Done in Your Personal Bedroom...
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Things You Have Done in Your Personal Bedroom...
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05-27-2003, 11:09 PM
Quote:What was the shortest amount of time between having sex with two people? Who did NOT know about each other...i had a threesome, then two other girls seperatly within 16 hours from start to finish. so the 2 in the threesome knew about each other, but thats it ![[Image: saturday123.jpg]](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/0903/Werewulf76/saturday123.jpg) It's always funny until someone gets hurt, and then it's just hilarious 
05-28-2003, 12:58 AM
What do I win?
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![[Image: alkeysalsa.jpg]](http://img4.photobucket.com/albums/0703/mia21/Mia/Avatars/alkeysalsa.jpg) </center><font color=red><marquee>You ain't no motha'fuckin' bully... and I ain't bowin' to no motha'fuckin' bully... I won't allow it ain't gon' cowar to no bully, I'll be damned if I don't stand up to a bully... fight like a man and throw my hands up to a bully...</font></marquee> 
05-28-2003, 01:00 AM
I need to sit and do some math before I know if I win.
05-28-2003, 01:00 AM
Quote:Originally posted by IrishAlkey 1 years worth of OBGYN visits. 
05-28-2003, 01:03 AM
Quote:What was the shortest amount of time between having sex with two people? Who did NOT know about each other...So (factoring in time to set up a threesome, and then get to your other conquests) you essentially had sex with 4 women within a day's time? :o Can someone start a special Crack Hitler thread? Be it of the appreciation or "God, we hate your damn luck" variety, I really don't care, but this guy needs some form of acknowledgement.
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<br /> <marquee behavior=alternate> <A href="mailto:[email protected]"><center><i>"ARE YOU PONDERING WHAT I'M PONDERING?"</i></center></a></marquee><br /><a href="aim:goim?ScreenName=DarkMoonchild23&Message=NARF!!!!!"><center>I think so, Brain...</center></a><br /><i><font color=4e4e4e>I'll conquer the world long before Kingpin ever finds "Pinky"</i></font><br /><font color=white><b><i>Now, I must return to the Lab to prepare for tomorrow night...</b></i></font><font color=4d4d4d size=-5>
05-28-2003, 01:08 AM
Quote:Originally posted by Ants in My Pants Shoot multiple loads on her back, carry her from the kitchen to the living room, subtract her number from your caller ID, divide by 4 = HIV-(HIV+) = xtc I really need a fuckin' calculator.
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</center><font color=red><marquee>You ain't no motha'fuckin' bully... and I ain't bowin' to no motha'fuckin' bully... I won't allow it ain't gon' cowar to no bully, I'll be damned if I don't stand up to a bully... fight like a man and throw my hands up to a bully...</font></marquee>
05-28-2003, 01:11 AM
What's the probability of becoming a statistic if I stick my root in her radius?
05-28-2003, 01:17 AM
If whore A is traveling to your house at 65 mph with a case of beer and an 8 ball, and whore B is leaving your house drunk, high and hopped up on roofies, how long will it take the cops to arrest you?
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</center><font color=red><marquee>You ain't no motha'fuckin' bully... and I ain't bowin' to no motha'fuckin' bully... I won't allow it ain't gon' cowar to no bully, I'll be damned if I don't stand up to a bully... fight like a man and throw my hands up to a bully...</font></marquee> 
05-28-2003, 01:19 AM
Quote:If whore A is traveling to your house at 65 mph with a case of beer and an 8 ball, and whore B is leaving your house drunk, high and hopped up on roofies, how long will it take the cops to arrest you? Nevermind that. Ring up whore A on her cell and tell her to come to my house instead. no cops over here. *edit*~~note to self~~ in comedy, questions sound "whiney". statements have a more gooder comedic effect.
05-28-2003, 01:20 AM
Quote:Originally posted by IrishAlkeyIt depends, did you punch her and slam her against a wall and... OK, no more word problems. |
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