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Thanks for reminding me why I always hated word problems, ass.
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Quote:If whore A is traveling to your house at 65 mph with a case of beer and an 8 ball, and whore B is leaving your house drunk, high and hopped up on roofies, how long will it take the cops to arrest you?
Feels like the goddamn SATs all over again.
Alkey has $1,000 and wants to rent a hooker. Hooker One charges a price of $150 per 1/2-hour and $200 per hour. Hooker Two charges $300 per 1/2-hour and $500 per hour. Hooker Three charges $150 per hour, but will stay the entire night for $1,000.
How long can Alkey negotiate with each hooker before Silera finds out and beats his ass? :lol:
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Why would I pay for a hooker if my girlfriend is already a cheap whore?
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Quote:Originally posted by IrishAlkey
Why would I pay for a hooker if my girlfriend is already a cheap whore?
Next question:
Alkey has two testicles. There is a 25% chance that Silera will rip off the left one after he calls her a "cheap whore", and a 25% chance she will cut off the right one. There is also a 33% chance she will just stab him and leave him for dead.
How many times can Alkey successfully call Silera a "cheap whore" before she cuts off his left testicle?
A: 25%
B: 50 %
C: 33%
D: 0%
E: None of the above.
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Quote:Originally posted by IrishAlkey
Why would I pay for a hooker if my girlfriend is already a cheap whore?
...cause even they get "headaches?"
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If I had a delete button while I was taking the SAT's, I would've gotten a 1600.
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Quote:Originally posted by AngelAmy
i like giving head but it takes me a while to get the guts to actually do it. for some reason i am very shy about it. i need to become more outgoing sexually. i am very timid. i need to learn to just go out and get what i want.
[dave]SUCK THAT COCK[/dave]
Practice makes perfect I always say.
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Ever de-flower a virgin? I guess I should be too old to consider doing that now but I've taken two guys' virginity and the thought gets me hot!
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once, and it was crap. never again.
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Quote:Originally posted by Suzie
Ever de-flower a virgin? I guess I should be too old to consider doing that now but I've taken two guys' virginity and the thought gets me hot!
I've never been somebody's first, but I can't imagine that it would be all that good. I have visions of American Pie in my head.
Yeah, the more I think about it, give me someone with some experience.
