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05-29-2003, 03:51 PM
I need to find a woman willing to carry my love child.....

anyone interested?
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05-29-2003, 03:52 PM
Meeeeeee......meeeeeeeeeee.

we can take a ride on the NJ turnpike. :kiss:
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05-29-2003, 03:54 PM
I don't believe you.....
you said you won't come to jersey,

and besides,
much as I would enjoy the "ride" I don't think you are fully equipped to be impregnated.
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05-29-2003, 03:55 PM
:confused: GIP isnt a girl?!?!!??!?!?
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05-29-2003, 03:55 PM
Silera charges $10,000 an egg.
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05-29-2003, 03:56 PM
Being that I could get $10K for my eggs, I'll do it for $20K just for you Ken.
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05-29-2003, 03:57 PM
Quote:Originally posted by IrishAlkey
Silera charges $10,000 an egg.


damn, and i thought sea turtles were rare and expensive!
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05-29-2003, 03:57 PM
If she gives birth to my child,
the freakishly large "Ken" head of the baby will ruin her vag for you forever.
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05-29-2003, 03:57 PM
Quote:Being that I could get $10K for my eggs, I'll do it for $20K just for you Ken.

Your eggs hatch.
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05-29-2003, 03:57 PM
and I only charge $5 for one load.

perhaps I should consider restructuring my prices...
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