Who did Zack Gowen blow?

[Flock of Moosen]

Originally posted by SO
She looked FAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTtttttt..........

Stuff like this kinda annoys me. Why does everyone think she's fat? Because she doesn't look like Torrie Wilson? Because she not a fucking twig like Stacy Keibler?

To those I say you obviously have no clue what the average woman looks like.

According to the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services, the average U.S. woman is 5' 4\" tall and weighs 152 pounds.

So, aside from the huge fake jugs, Stephanie is probably smaller than average, at least in the weight category but I digress. This is supposed to be about Zack Gowen's ridiculous early push and not about Stephanie.

I give the kid all the credit in the world. What annoys me is the fact that Vince and the WWE writers push these "unknowns" down our throats without them ever proving a damn thing. Hell, the last few Smackdowns have easily focused 1/2 their show solely on Zack Gowen. To me this is fucking stupid. If it weren't for the arrival of Gowen, they'd probably still be shoving Spanky down our throats as well.
So what's next, hand Zack a belt in his first month like they did to La Resistance?

[SO]

Eh, I was exaggerating. She's not exactly the white Starr Jones, but she has packed on a few pounds lately. She don't look as good as she used to. She's not really fat, just big. I guess all that time spent writing bad TV is cutting into her workouts.

[Flock of Moosen]

Originally posted by SO
I guess all that time spent writing bad TV is cutting into her workouts.

Well, then maybe they should bring back her personal trainer Muffy.








I know there were pics of her with Steph, but of course when you want them you can't find them. :disappointed:

[JimmyBlueEyes]

I say give the guy the push. He's a novelty cause of the one leg so he may not last long. As for Steph, she's a hot little pice of ass aside from the un needed boob job. I'd take her before quite a few of those divas.

[Flock of Moosen]

Okay, if I were writing this shit, this is how it would go.

Actually I see it going down one of three ways.

1) They go for the lame ass finish of the Big Show getting DQ'd and Zack gets a cheap win.

2) Vince says that he's decided to make it a no DQ match so the Big Show can basically destroy Zack Gowen with no repercussions. This leads to #3.

3) With it being no DQ, Mr. America comes out and attacks Show, thus allowing Zack to pick up the victory. Now, if Vince specifies that Mr. America is not allowed to interfere, then Hogan makes his "return" and helps Gowen.

Either way, it's probably gonna suck and if God forbid they actually give Zack a clean win over Show, I may never watch that shit again.

[Six-Pack]

Actually, it looks like Hogan has left the company too.
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Originally posted by Six-Pack
Actually, it looks like Hogan has left the company too.

Yeah, I read that too, but until I actually see it I won't believe it. How many times in the past has Hogan said he's done and then he shows up a week or two later?

Hell, he even went so far as to publicly retire on the Jay Leno show and was back in WCW within the month.

[Tenbatsuzen]

My hunch:

Steph whores out to Show in order to get Zach his job. There's GOTTA be a reason why they brought this up.

[Canadian Tool]

Originally posted by Tenbatsuzen
My hunch:

Steph whores out to Show in order to get Zach his job. There's GOTTA be a reason why they brought this up.

That would actually make storyline sense dude, and we all know how much they pay attention to that.

[Flock of Moosen]

Originally posted by Tenbatsuzen
My hunch:

Steph whores out to Show in order to get Zach his job. There's GOTTA be a reason why they brought this up.

Damn, I gotta admit that's good. That never once crossed my mind.