Sausage party!

[BARRY MANILOW]

HEY!!!!


WHO LET THE CHICK IN???

Unless you know the secret handshake, this thread is off limits to the likes of you!

[60FeetUnderWater]

Originally posted by MYLF
Is the mouth not a big enough target? :confused:

well, that's purely relative, no?

the smaller the shaft, the bigger the target. right?


by the way - I hope you're either wearing a strap-on or at least grabbing your crotch in manly fashion while posting in here.

[MYLF]

But, but...I'm a tomboy so doesn't that count?

:hands Barry $100 and a phone number: Can you teach me the secret handshake?

[KensPen]

Is a guy who CHOSE the name Barry Manilow really making rules for guys?

methinks he wants no women for other reasons.

[60FeetUnderWater]

Barry, keep the $100 but, do NOT teach that handshake.

We'll throw it into the strip club fund!


(sorry MYLF, my sweet. No penis, no secret handshake. )

[MYLF]

Can I hang out if I'm the stipper?

[KensPen]

then we'd want hand jobs,
not hand shakes.

[BARRY MANILOW]

:puts $100 into the strip club fund:

Thanks MYLF. I might re-consider just because you've got BALLS, but ...

Is a guy who CHOSE the name Barry Manilow really making rules for guys?

methinks he wants no women for other reasons.

and "Ken's Pen" isn't a euphemism for anything, right?

[60FeetUnderWater]

Originally posted by MYLF
Can I hang out if I'm the stipper?

aren't you above that? :confused:


I'm sure you have "the goods" for it but...I don't know, you've made too many intelligent points around here to be a stripper in my mind. just wouldn't work for me, personally.





Feel free to u2u me though and strip for me there.

I am MAN! GRRRR!! here me roar!

:bouncy:

[MYLF]

I just wanted to hang with the boys.