A Horrible Misconception.......

[GreasyItalianPrincess]

Originally posted by KensPen
Tired of Cold Day in Hell
Alkey conspired with FTL
Surely poontang would be the reward
if they started their own message board

A pack of chick mods
with bags on their heads
all yell at Ken
to stop starting threads

\"You all fucking suck\"
FTL said like a jerk,
but soon he would plead,
\"Post something, don't Lurk\"

The board became slow,
not worth two shits
they have a WoW forum
without any tits.

with post after post,
that are hopelessly dumb,
I don't care for GIP,
or his wrestling thumb,

though fun for a while,
it's a fad that will pass,
this board will never grow
like Silera's expanding ass.

Brilliant.



:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

[60FeetUnderWater]

Originally posted by Toronto Hottie

Originally posted by IrishAlkey
He post jokes
And sends PMs
All professing his love to them

They get scared
And run away
We all accuse him of being gay

Ohhh, Special Ken
Message boards are his friend
He'll meet you for lunch at ten
Cuz he's a little bit special...

:lol::lol:

he already loves you.

no need to kiss his ass.

and now, allow me to hack.



sent one by one
he types with ease
U2Us of courtesy

So much charm
and feels so fly
When he gets that first reply...

Oh Special Ken
Message boards are his friends
Wanting oral loving on his pen
Cuz he's a lil bit special...just a lil bit special

[IrishAlkey]

I TOLD you, my eyes are BLUE.

They'll be white and creamy when I'm done with you.

[Toronto Hottie]

Alkey's was better. Jealous bitch.

:moon::moon::moon::moon::moon:

[60FeetUnderWater]

FEEL THE BURN OF THE CLAM CHOWDAH!!!

Alkey, you torturous bastid.

[Hawt Baux]

Originally posted by GreasyItalianPrincess
[quote]Originally posted by KensPen
Tired of Cold Day in Hell
Alkey conspired with FTL
Surely poontang would be the reward
if they started their own message board

A pack of chick mods
with bags on their heads
all yell at Ken
to stop starting threads

\"You all fucking suck\"
FTL said like a jerk,
but soon he would plead,
\"Post something, don't Lurk\"

The board became slow,
not worth two shits
they have a WoW forum
without any tits.

with post after post,
that are hopelessly dumb,
I don't care for GIP,
or his wrestling thumb,

though fun for a while,
it's a fad that will pass,
this board will never grow
like Silera's expanding ass.

I laughed, i cired, i wrote a book about it.

[Silera]

[IrishAlkey]

Originally posted by KensPen
Tired of Cold Day in Hell
Alkey conspired with FTL
Surely poontang would be the reward
if they started their own message board

A pack of chick mods
with bags on their heads
all yell at Ken
to stop starting threads

\"You all fucking suck\"
FTL said like a jerk,
but soon he would plead,
\"Post something, don't Lurk\"

The board became slow,
not worth two shits
they have a WoW forum
without any tits.

with post after post,
that are hopelessly dumb,
I don't care for GIP,
or his wrestling thumb,

though fun for a while,
it's a fad that will pass,
this board will never grow
like Silera's expanding ass.

Oh.

It's on.

[Silera]

Ken has made me sad.

[IrishAlkey]

Oh well, I'm the type of guy who will never settle down
Where any girls post, well you know that I'm around
I harrass 'em and I bug 'em even though they call me lame
I write 'em and I PM 'em they don't want to know my name
They call me the wanderer, yeah the wanderer
I roam around-around-around
Oh well, there's Amy on my left and there's Maria on my right
And Vamp is the girl well, that I hope to be with tonight
And when she asks me which one I love the best
I tear open my shirt and I show her "SLASH" on my chest
'Cause I'm a wanderer, yeah the wanderer
I roam around-around-around
Oh well, I roam from board to board
I go through life losing my hair
And when I'm hungry in your town
A-with my two plates of pasta, I'll hope to meet you there, aah
I'm the type of guy that's forced to roam around
I tried stayin' in one place, the cops chased me out a' town
And when I find myself I'm a-fallin' for some girl
Yeah, I sit in front of that comp of mine
Send e-mails around world
Yeah, I'm a wanderer, yeah the wanderer
I roam around-around-around

Oh yeah, I'm the type of guy that chases girls around
They settle in one place, I run 'em out of town
And when I get an e-mail a-written by some girl
I hop right into that car of mine
To chase her 'round the world
'Cause I'm a wanderer, yeah a wanderer
I roam around-around-around-around-around
'Cause I'm a wanderer, yeah a wanderer
I roam around-around-around-around-around