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[Flock of Moosen]

Here is one I read a few weeks ago that happened in India I believe. This is unreal.

A 28-year-old carrier van driver's head nearly got chopped off in a road accident. Weeks later he is alive, thanks to sheer grit.

His head almost severed, blood oozing and eyes popping out, Balram was in a dazed state when the accident took place on July 5 in Fatehabad in Uttar Pradesh.

He, however, kept his head attached to his body with some cloth. When no one came to help him, he drove his own vehicle for 30 km to reach a nursing home in Agra.

Doctors there found the head partly joined with the spinal column -- something that saved his life.

D.V. Sharma, who runs the nursing home, said it was Balram's supreme confidence and presence of mind that must have made him drive without any loss of time.

\"Had there been some delay, death was a certainty.\"

\"Imagine someone walking into the nursing home with his head almost cut off from the neck. The very thought gives shivers,\" said an attendant who first saw Balram at the nursing home.

On Sunday evening, a felicitation function was organised by Agra's clubs and some NGOs for Balram.

People who donated blood for him were also praised at the function in the hospital, which incidentally refused to take money for his treatment.

Recalling the accident, a family member said: \"Balram was returning from Arnauta in Bah tehsil (sub-district) with 10 quintals of wheat in his van. When he was passing through the main market in Fatehabad, a tractor trolley carrying iron rods and pipes ahead of him suddenly applied the breaks.

\"Balram could not stop in time and banged into the trolley. The iron rods pierced through his neck. His head fell on one side, attached precariously to the spinal cord.

\"He was fully conscious and all his organs were in command. Promptly, Balram straightened his head and tied a 'safi' (a thin cloth towel) around it and rushed towards Agra. Whoever saw the scene couldn't believe his eyes. The crowd that assembled around did nothing.

\"When Balram tried to speak, blood oozed from his mouth.

\"Soaked in blood and in a totally shattered state, even his co- worker collapsed unconscious. But Balram did not lose heart. He kick-started the van and went to a nearby doctor who advised him to immediately rush to Agra. The first nursing home on the way refused him admission as he was in a critical state.

\"Then around 7.30 p.m., he reached D.V. Sharma's bone clinic. He fell unconscious. Sharma immediately got his team together as both his pulse and breathing rhythms had come under strain.\"

It took nearly three-and-a-half hours for doctors to complete the operation. Papers on the van helped them trace his family members.

A life was saved. On Sunday, Balram was fit and ready to return. He is still having trouble speaking, but doctors said a minor operation later would restore his voice.

:o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o

[Raven]

Originally posted by Toronto Hottie
I submit, that if I was stuck somewhere with another human, let's say Alkey, .

i thought you said "SUCK"alkey :o need to get eyes checked

[Toronto Hottie]

This one time......in band camp.......

[GreasyItalianPrincess]

Originally posted by Toronto Hottie
This one time......in band camp.......

yeah...that was GREAT!!!! :duh:

[Toronto Hottie]

A 28-year-old carrier van driver's head nearly got chopped off in a road accident. Weeks later he is alive, thanks to sheer grit.

His head almost severed, blood oozing and eyes popping out, Balram was in a dazed state when the accident took place on July 5 in Fatehabad in Uttar Pradesh.

He, however, kept his head attached to his body with some cloth. When no one came to help him, he drove his own vehicle for 30 km to reach a nursing home in Agra.

Doctors there found the head partly joined with the spinal column -- something that saved his life.

D.V. Sharma, who runs the nursing home, said it was Balram's supreme confidence and presence of mind that must have made him drive without any loss of time.

\"Had there been some delay, death was a certainty.\"

\"Imagine someone walking into the nursing home with his head almost cut off from the neck. The very thought gives shivers,\" said an attendant who first saw Balram at the nursing home.

On Sunday evening, a felicitation function was organised by Agra's clubs and some NGOs for Balram.

People who donated blood for him were also praised at the function in the hospital, which incidentally refused to take money for his treatment.

Recalling the accident, a family member said: \"Balram was returning from Arnauta in Bah tehsil (sub-district) with 10 quintals of wheat in his van. When he was passing through the main market in Fatehabad, a tractor trolley carrying iron rods and pipes ahead of him suddenly applied the breaks.

\"Balram could not stop in time and banged into the trolley. The iron rods pierced through his neck. His head fell on one side, attached precariously to the spinal cord.

\"He was fully conscious and all his organs were in command. Promptly, Balram straightened his head and tied a 'safi' (a thin cloth towel) around it and rushed towards Agra. Whoever saw the scene couldn't believe his eyes. The crowd that assembled around did nothing.

\"When Balram tried to speak, blood oozed from his mouth.

\"Soaked in blood and in a totally shattered state, even his co- worker collapsed unconscious. But Balram did not lose heart. He kick-started the van and went to a nearby doctor who advised him to immediately rush to Agra. The first nursing home on the way refused him admission as he was in a critical state.

\"Then around 7.30 p.m., he reached D.V. Sharma's bone clinic. He fell unconscious. Sharma immediately got his team together as both his pulse and breathing rhythms had come under strain.\"

It took nearly three-and-a-half hours for doctors to complete the operation. Papers on the van helped them trace his family members.

A life was saved. On Sunday, Balram was fit and ready to return. He is still having trouble speaking, but doctors said a minor operation later would restore his voice.

Almost sound like an urban legend. I can't even envision that being physically possible.

[Flock of Moosen]

Originally posted by Toronto Hottie
Almost sound like an urban legend. I can't even envision that being physically possible.

It might be. Afterall, I never saw it say AP next to it.

[TheGameHHH]

I'd eat someone, but only if they were a REAL good friend of mine

[dru]

Originally posted by Toronto Hottie
Reminds me of the Yosmite Sam and Bugs Bunny episodes, where's they're stuck on a remote island, and Yosmite Sam keeps trying to cook him.

If any of us get stuck together somewhere, and I show up with carrots and spices, run.

that makes me think of that full length daffy movie where he finds a wishing well & builds a resort around it & all these people come to make wishes & at the end of the ovie he winds up with absolutely nothing but speedy gonzales & speedy wished for a giant burrito & daffy gets all pissed that speedy wasted his wish on a burrito that he wastes his only wish wishing that the burrito gets stuck to speedy's nose.





ok, now i'm sleepy

[Flock of Moosen]

Originally posted by dru
ok, now i'm sleepy

Nice to meet ya Sleepy.
I'm Dopey. :duh:

[dru]