Run Chyna, RUN!

[Flock of Moosen]

I just found this little exerpt over at Wrestlezone.com.

Thanks to \"Mark\" for sending in the following:

I caught the end of the Celebrity Justice show tonight while they were in the middle of a story about Joanie Laurer getting a restraining order against Sean Waltman for hitting her and threatening to kill her. The story used his full name, Michael Shawn Waltman, and showed a photo of him, along with an interview with Laurer. It concluded that Laurer had gone in to seclusion/hiding out of fear of what Waltman is going to do next, since he also threatened to kill himself and she thinks he is unstable.

Thans to Jerry Lynch for sending a similar story:

I was flipping through the channels during a commercial break for RAW, and came across Celebrity Justice talking about Chyna (Joan Laurer) and Sean Waltman (X-Pac). They said that Chyna was abused by Waltman and he ripped out her hair. Chyna stated that X-Pac threatened to kill himself in the past and is terrified of what he might do. They then stated that Chyna's website has shut down, and her phone lines have been disconnected. Chyna has gone into hiding. It was a very odd, and scary story.

That's what you get for messing with those scummy "Clique" members.

[JimmyBlueEyes]

:disappointed:

She's afraid of this guy?? She could snap him like a fuckin twig!! How could she possible be afraid of that little simp.
:disappointed:

[Flock of Moosen]

Originally posted by JimmyBlueEyes
She's afraid of this guy?? She could snap him like a fuckin twig!! How could she possible be afraid of that little simp.

You'd be afraid too if he threatened to Bronco Buster you as well.

[JimmyBlueEyes]

The thought of the 1-2-3 Kid putting his crotch in my face has kind of an erotic sexiness about it, no wait this isn't the Shockey thread, eheemm...excuse me. I can see the thought of a smelly crotch in Joanie Laurers' face could cause her to run.

[Six-Pack]

the thought of a smelly crotch in Joanie Laurers' face could cause her to run

Yeah, she usually doesn't like one with a penis in it

[FollowThisLogic]

This is kind of hard to believe.....

I mean, couldn't she kick his fuckin ass?

It's <b>X-PAC</b>.

[Tenbatsuzen]

You would think taking it in the ass from Triple H would make you a little tougher.

[Flock of Moosen]

Originally posted by Tenbatsuzen
You would think taking it in the ass from Triple H would make you a little tougher.

I doubt it. Considering all the steroids he's taken, I doubt Mr. Winkie is all that big. :lol:

[HydratedPeach]

Originally posted by Flock of Moosen

Originally posted by Tenbatsuzen
You would think taking it in the ass from Triple H would make you a little tougher.

I doubt it. Considering all the steroids he's taken, I doubt Mr. Winkie is all that big. :lol:

I don't know what disturbs me more: Tenbats discussing Trips and Chyna having anal, or Moosen referring to Trips' prick as "Mr. Winkie." :disappointed:

[Flock of Moosen]

X-Pac, or whatever the fuck you want to call him, responds

I was willing to believe his story until I read this

I did want to at least let you know I am grateful for all of your support.

Now you know it's bullshit because no one likes X-Pac. Who the hell would be supporting him? :lol: