you missed one!

[Keyser Soze]

figures, you're too much of a pussy to talk shit about people to their faces.

[60FeetUnderWater]

ok, fine.




Just to be fair, I'll let you know where I'll be doing all of my shit talking about you.

I'll be posting all of my hurtful comments at www.lickmycockeatmyshitIonlycareaboutcertainpeopleandKeyserisnotoneofthem.com

[Buttmunch]

That link doesn't work for me.

[60FeetUnderWater]

I forgot to mention that its still in its testing phase.

give me a few weeks or so.

[Keyser Soze]

i see you've been attending your new classes at the gooch school of using awful humor when you have nothing of substance to respond with.

your master has taught you well

however its only a matter of time before you get sick of your new owner, shit on his couch, and run away again to a new one.

[Gonzo]

I just wanna clear something up about a statement thats been flying around lately.

You can't really say something to someones face on the internet.

[Keyser Soze]

if they cant post it where you can read it, they sure as hell can't say it to your face, in person.

[Gonzo]

yeah but it just always irked me, like people you have never met in person who say "haven't seen you in a while" when talking in IM's.

[60FeetUnderWater]

Originally posted by Keyser Soze
i see you've been attending your new classes at the gooch school of using awful humor when you have nothing of substance to respond with.

you see, thats why we're having a problem Keyser; I don't owe you any substance.

take what I give you and like it or quite simply, fuck off. You should feel blessed that I even acknowledge you.

your master has taught you well

My only true master is Ralph.


Mutha Naycha!

however its only a matter of time before you get sick of your new owner, shit on his couch, and run away again to a new one.

You are bad with analogies.

The owner of this couch has yet to tell me I did such a thing. If anything, I failed to tell him who did take a dump on it.

However, when it comes to YOUR couch....















fuck yo' couch nigga! fuck yo' couch!

[The Man]

I'd be happy that all the horrible posters started their own board to keep away from all the mean (aka: witty) posters, if they would just confine themselves there.