Buyer Beware!

[Contra]

I know they sell some stupid ass shit on e-bay, but this takes it!

Look at the price it went for too, what an idiot. Dumbest Auction Ever

[Lush]

............and you were looking for this because????

[Canadian Tool]

thats a non paying bidder for sure

[Canadian Tool]

Originally posted by Contra
I know they sell some stupid ass shit on e-bay, but this takes it!

wanna bet?

Look at this shit

[PSYCHOMARKFAN]

I think P.T. Barnum said it best when he said "There's a sucker born every minute." E-bay is just living proof of that considering the crap they shell out for the suckers out there to buy it up. If you took a steaming pile of shit and had it de-oderized and told people that it was Elvis's last bowel movement and put it up on E-bay, the idiots would be bidding top dollars for it.

[Danked]

Eternal life for $19? Sounds like a sweet deal!

[Crackle]

Elvis's last bowel movement

I'd buy that.

[Danked]

I wonder if smoking cigarettes voids my guarantee....

[Danked]

And what if I'm 259 years old and I need to wash my hands, when I take off the magic magnets will old age catch up to me and I'll suddenly drop dead?

[Toronto Hottie]

Originally posted by Danked
And what if I'm 259 years old and I need to wash my hands, when I take off the magic magnets will old age catch up to me and I'll suddenly drop dead?

I'll kick your damn cane out and watch you drown in a puddle.