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10-28-2003, 06:22 AM
What do you call a Mexican Baptism???
A bean dip :::rimshot::: Thank you thank you.....try the veal! ![[Image: zoolander1.jpg]](http://www.members.aol.com/sadie543/zoolander1.jpg) [marquee]The trouble with the world is everybody in it is 3 drinks behind - Humphrey Bogart[/marquee] 
10-28-2003, 06:39 AM
Yo mama is so fat, her ass is visible from space....
What does a black man hear when he puts on a suit??? Will the defendant please rise... And the difference between a Mexican and a pizza, A pizza can feed a family of four... Thank you enjoy the quiche and don't forget to tip your wait staff working hard for you. I'm here till Saturday.
I'm not quite there yet
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10-28-2003, 06:43 AM
Your mama's so fat she irons her clothes in the driveway
Your mama is so nasty....I called her up for phone sex....and the bitch gave me an ear infection Your mama is so stupid .....she jumped out a window and went up [marquee]The trouble with the world is everybody in it is 3 drinks behind - Humphrey Bogart[/marquee] 
10-28-2003, 06:47 AM
When she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
Yo momma's so fat... When she walked in front of the TV I missed 3 commercials Yo momma is so nasty bitch got fired from the sperm bank for drinking on the job
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10-28-2003, 06:52 AM
Yo momma so fat her nickname is "DAMN"
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10-28-2003, 08:08 AM
What's the difference between Hottie and a bag of shit..........
the bag 
10-28-2003, 06:24 PM
Truck driver, transporting a load of bowling balls, booting down the road one day, sees a young black kid hitch-hiking on the side of the road.
Pulls over to pick him up. Black fella says "Well, actually, I"m hitch-hiking with a friend, he's waiting in the ditch with his bike. Mind if we just jump in the back with the bike?" Truck driver says "okay", 2 young black dudes stick the bike in the back and jump in, and they go on their way. Few miles down the road, a state trooper pulls the truck over, asks the driver if he minds if he checks his load. Driver says "No problem". Watches the trooper in his rear view mirror, go to the back of his truck and check out the load. Then he sees the trooper RACE BACK TO HIS CAR, and jump on his radio, all freaked out. Truck driver rolls down his window to see what the hell is going on, and hears the trooper yelling into the radio: "It's a load full of n***** eggs, 2 have hatched and one's already stolen a bike!!!!!!"
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