Mother(*&^)(*%*&$$%#@Q$%^

[KensPen]

I should probably bang her one time,
to see what you'll be like 20 years from now.

[Toronto Hottie]

My dad may object to that.

We'll have to present a sound argument.

[diceisgod]

You might have a concusion. The best thing to do is go right to bed and make sure no one disturbs you.

[Toronto Hottie]

It could well be you little dickfuck. So mean.

[Hawt Baux]

Pain is always funny.


Especially when it's not my own.

[60FeetUnderWater]

Nothing like a good prat fall.

were Chevy Chase, John Ritter and the Three Stooges canadian?




just wondering.

[GMANN]

Originally posted by Toronto Hottie
I left the office at 3:30. My head full of work/home blah blah.

I'm wrapped up in my thoughts, head down, grab the van door and reef it open to head home.......and SLAM the top corner of the driver's side door into the top of my forehead.

Hard enough to drop me right to the ground. I was too stunned to even swear at first, and am now sporting what looks like the nub of a devil horn on the top left side of my forehead.

And, my brown suede pants are covered in mud from falling on my ass in the parking lot.

The week is shaping up nicely.

If there was ever a moment for the ol Nelson finger point and HA HA.......

THAT WAS IT!

[Toronto Hottie]

Originally posted by GMANN
If there was ever a moment for the ol Nelson finger point and HA HA.......

THAT WAS IT!

If anybody noticed, fuck them for not helping me up.

I seriously almost knocked myself out I hit my head so hard.

[60FeetUnderWater]

next time I won't penis-slap you across your temples as hard. mah bad.




::tucks it back in::

::ziiiiiip::

[Toronto Hottie]

I'm taking a picture. It's terrific. Shaped perfectly like the top of my van door, right on my forehead. It's impressive, I'm going to put it up.