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Quote:Originally posted by JimmyBlueEyes
I don't know if it is physically possible for a guy to fake it...I mean aside from the facial contortions and shit...How do you fake the muscle movements and stuff to make it feel like you are ejaculating?? I mean even with a condom I think the girl is gonna feel something...and if she doesn't it's either cause she's all sorts of stretched out or you gots a small pecker...
you mean you can't make yours jump up and down by pulling more blood in.
but the only time i fake is if its a charity case. aka mercy fuck.
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I'm fucking astounded.
Too many chicks have outright stated in this thread they don't or haven't for many years, gotten off from sex for me to quote.
A couple of questions:
#1: Could/did/do you get yourself off?
#2: Why the fuck bother?
Crazy.
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1) can and do
2) cuz it still feels good and I do (usually) enjoy it
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Quote:Originally posted by 60FeetUnderWater
I don't get it.
Why would any guy ever want to fake it? Also, If he's so not aroused/interested in boinking then how can he even perform?
I'm declaring shenanigans on your guy friend there Hottie.
Wait until you're married and she's 8 months pregnant. You'll fake it.
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Quote:Originally posted by Toronto Hottie
I'm fucking astounded.
Too many chicks have outright stated in this thread they don't or haven't for many years, gotten off from sex for me to quote.
A couple of questions:
#1: Could/did/do you get yourself off?
#2: Why the fuck bother?
Crazy.
Its different from masterbating. Yeah, I have multiple orgasms from masterbating but I still love to fuck. It feels good when you have a cock inside you. Plain and simple. People have anal and don't cum from that, yet people still do it.
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yes I can make it jump but why fake it?? If I am no interested in boikning said female I wouldn't even bother taking it out of my pants...
I'm not quite there yet
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i have faked a few in the past. usually i was a little too drunk. i wanted to cum honest i did, but after a while i just got too tired to keep on pounding. so i would roll them over doggystyle and crank away for a few more minutes, then pull out and act like i came in my hand or a sock or something if i wasn't wearing a condom. i feel bad, just like guys feel like losers if they can't make a girl get off, girls feel the same way if they can't get the guy off. why make a girl feel bad if its because you had a few too many at the bar and just couldn't get to the big finale'. the sex is still great and they should feel happy that they were making me feel good.
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Quote:Originally posted by Crack Hitler
i have faked a few in the past. usually i was a little too drunk. i wanted to cum honest i did, but after a while i just got too tired to keep on pounding. so i would roll them over doggystyle and crank away for a few more minutes, then pull out and act like i came in my hand or a sock or something if i wasn't wearing a condom. i feel bad, just like guys feel like losers if they can't make a girl get off, girls feel the same way if they can't get the guy off. why make a girl feel bad if its because you had a few too many at the bar and just couldn't get to the big finale'. the sex is still great and they should feel happy that they were making me feel good.
Yeah It's mostly about her ..... get that through your head if you ever want to turn a women out.
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Quote:Originally posted by Crack Hitler
i have faked a few in the past. usually i was a little too drunk. i wanted to cum honest i did, but after a while i just got too tired to keep on pounding. so i would roll them over doggystyle and crank away for a few more minutes, then pull out and act like i came in my hand or a sock or something if i wasn't wearing a condom. i feel bad, just like guys feel like losers if they can't make a girl get off, girls feel the same way if they can't get the guy off. why make a girl feel bad if its because you had a few too many at the bar and just couldn't get to the big finale'. the sex is still great and they should feel happy that they were making me feel good.
The absolute honesty is astounding and admirable.
So very few admit to this, though everybody really knows.
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Believe it or not, Crack makes a good point. Nothing wrong with getting the girl off and not getting yourself off, for whatever reason...You feel good having sex....great. The guy doesn't get off, it's ok. She has a mind blowing orgasm??? More power to ya pal.
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