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[The Brain]

<a href=http://www.cbs.com/specials/victorias_secret_2003/ target=new>CBS attempts to place softcore porn on network television; men everywhere can now rejoice.</a> :backflip:

For those of you who have not marked this date on your calendars, tonight CBS is airing the Victoria's Secret lingerie show. Naturally, this has caused outrage among women everywhere, who complain that this will demoralize children, despite the fact that it is being shown at 10, the kids should be in bed, and-- let's face it-- if any young boys are awake, they <i>should</i> be watching to counteract the insipid gay programming that everyone seems to think <i>is</i> OK to show during the so-called "family hours" these days.

Plus they're upset that men have yet another excuse not to listen to them for roughly 46 of the 60-minute span between 10:00 and 11:00 tonight (the remaining time of course is commercials, in which case we'll listen to you broads as we make a sandwich and get another beer, take a piss, and/or wipe the jizz off our leg).

Naturally, I fully expect you more adept bastiches to retrieve vidcaps of this event the moment they become available, and post them in this thread ASAP.

Status of your choice (for yourself, or someone else) if you can get a <b>legitimate</b> shot of Tyra Banks' or Heidi Klums' nipplage should they pop out of a bikini.

[Crack Hitler]

if you are a guy and you watch this, you are truely sad. just telling ya... really really sad.

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This should tickle 13 year old's fancies. But I'll most certainly be watching something else.

[Sloats]

Victoria Secret vs. New South Park.

I've made my decision.

[Crack Hitler]

exactly, this is a program for the boys who are just learning to spank it, like a coked up monkey, not for grownups. thats what porn and real women are for.

i think this sums up the demographic they are really trying to reach though

[The Brain]

What the hell is wrong with you two?

Yeah, you can always argue to just watch porn, but most porn features overdone skanks who look like they've been stretched over two miles of bad road.

It's a free jigglefest, featuring sexy women in skimpy outfits. You don't have to pay for it, you don't have hunt all over the internet for it, or wait until it finishes downloading, you can just sit there and enjoy the view.

[Lush]

Wow and they wouldn't show the Regan stories. Television is crap

[Crack Hitler]

What the hell is wrong with you two?

we get laid a few times a week

[The Brain]

Originally posted by Lush
Wow and they wouldn't show the <b>Regan</b> stories. Television is crap

Brian?

*EDIT:

Eric, I believe we have all long since established that your sex life deviates far, faaaaaaaaar up the curve from the average human male.

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Who the hell was gonna watch Reagan anyway? This will pull in a quality demographic of 12 year old boys and pathetic 45 year old men (who live with their parents)