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things I've learned that I'd pass down to others:
-you're allowed to say "fuck it" three times a day.
-don't sweat the petty stuff, pet the sweaty stuff.
^^^that's serious advice folks...and now, for the wacky/zany portion of this broadcast...
-when getting pulled over, don't ever greet the officer with "what the fuck do YOU want?"
-don't ever look for love, just pay the gal her $50 fee after you're done with her and move along...love is overrated anyways.
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Quote:Originally posted by Rooner
I learned you shoudnt look at MYLFs thread without posting something, or else get ignored.
I also learned that this post sucks.
I like you
Oh, and I forgot one - be trusting but don't be naive. WHAT? Somebody has to post something serious. :mad:
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Hamsters can't fly if you put a little cape on them.
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wow, we're actually supposed to keep it serious in this thread?
ok:
-when in doubt, trust your hunches. always.
-if you want to avoid looking like a tourist in NYC, don't look both ways down a one way street before crossing it.
-all recreational subsances have their own "moderation levels". you can drink dah beers or hit the joints all day long but if you just snorted an entire 8-ball to your head in the last 2-3 hours then, call it a night champ. that is, whenever you get a chance to catch some shuteye.
(sorry MYLF...I tried...I'll do more gooder next time.)
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Don't mention it.
AARGH! I'm fucking up my own thread. :fire:
Well I learned something else today.
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Don't start anymore threads?
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Quote:Originally posted by IrishAlkey
Don't start anymore threads?
Don't start anymore serious threads.
I hate you all.