What brand do you smoke?

[Ants in My Pants]

whiner

Yes, and I do it with my nice clean lungs.mug:

[MYLF]

Keep it up, and you'll be doing it with nice clean lungs, and 2 broken kneecaps.

[Ants in My Pants]

:wow:

[Grizzly]

I like Silk Cuts, myself. But when they're not about, Camel Lights are OK, too.

[Toronto Hottie]

DuMaurier Extra light. About a pack every 3 days unless I'm into the sauce, then who the F knows, I've smoked almost a pack in one social event before.

Great way to smoke a j in a club: I purchased one of those metal "home rolling" cigarette machines. Buy your favourite filter tubes, walk through club smoking at will.

Surrre, everyone can smell it, but as long as you stay on the move, no-one can pinpoint it's location. Just looks like a cigarette!!!

[kari_blueberry]

marlboro reds.

possibly the most 'un-sexy' cigarettes for a woman to smoke.
but hey-
imma cowgirl.
giddy up damnit!

[60FeetUnderWater]

I smoke any "brand" that gets me LIFTED.

sea foam greeny goodness.

_____~~~~

[sweet angel]

Marlboro Ultra Light 100s. I wanna quit though.

[Grizzly]

Originally posted by Toronto Hottie
DuMaurier Extra light.

Damn Canadian. . you gotta be careful - those things'll give you the SARS. :o

[kindred]

You can thank me now....

How to Smoke in Airplane Lavatories


Things to place in your carry-on bag:

*Duct tape
*Bowl (the lighter the better, a simple plastic soup bowl should suffice)
*Novelty Fart Spray (or a spray air-freshener as a weak alternative)
*Portable vacuum cleaner
*Mouthwash/mouth spray
*Your favorite pack of fags

What:
Successfully succumbing to your smoking urges in the luxurious confines of an airplane restroom.

How:
Once inside the lavatory, make sure that you lock your door. Next, locate the smoke detector and place the bowl under the detector, thereby encompassing the detector within the confines of the bowl. Tape the rim of the bowl to the wall/ceiling, making sure no gaps remain. If you wish to be extra cautious, tape over the edges of the lavatory door as well. As you light up, simply turn on the portable vacuum cleaner and let it suck up the smoke. After you’re done, and the smoke is successfully dissipated, spray the novelty fart spray throughout the lavatory (the novelty fart spray is a nice alternative to air freshener on account of the air freshener giving a greater indication of an attempt to cover up a smell, which of course may be your own bodily odor).

Finally, rinse with mouthwash/spray to get the odor off your own body, remove the tape/bowl, and walk out…And remember that a fine for tampering with the smoke detectors may be as much as $2000