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Quote:Vicar Distributes Porn Films by Mistake
BERLIN (Reuters) - A German vicar inadvertently supplied his parish with dozens of hard core porn films in an unsuccessful bid to teach people about the life of Christ.
Frithjof Schwesig, vicar in the southwestern town of Lampoldshausen, had ordered 300 copies of a video film portraying the life of Christ as told by the gospel according to Luke.
I was bored at work, what can i say...
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See, it just goes to show that Christ really got NAILED
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wow, the Dude has photoshop skills that rival noneother than the Gooch himself. Wonder what ever happened to that guy....
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Put a Santa hat on him and I'll use it for a sig.
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he's retired....and has less freetime than Gooch Jr.
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Oh wow, that was a great Photoshop job!!!
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Quote:Originally posted by GreasyItalianPrincess
he's retired....and has less freetime than Gooch Jr.
Gooch Jr?!! Listen up jerkie, I taught the Gooch everything thing he knows!
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Quote:Originally posted by Hawt Baux
Put a Santa hat on him and I'll use it for a sig.
Sorry hawt, think im gonna take this one for myself... I'm sick of that old Canuck geezer we saw in Toronto as my sig.
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You taught the Hebrew Hammer??? :o
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Damn youse.
Male me a Sig anyway, I'll give you a brandnew shitty status.
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