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#11
05-01-2003, 03:06 AM
Quote:I just wanted mine back at the top Smile

you were a whore from day one
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05-01-2003, 03:07 AM
Quote:Like you've never had a ball go between your legs before...
Only one? Alkey = John Kruk? :confused:

<font color=4d4d4d>Hey, two baseball references in this thread. Let's keep it going.</font>
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#13
05-01-2003, 03:10 AM
For the record, not one ball has gotten through my legs ever.

The trick is to always get in front of the ball and cup it with your free hand.
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05-01-2003, 03:13 AM
Quote:For the record, not one ball has gotten through my legs ever.

The trick is to always get in front of the ball and cup it with your free hand.
You mind if the Yanks get you in at shortstop instead of that Almonte kid? You could hold down the fort 'til Jeter gets back.

<font color=4d4d4d>Plus... well shit, you'd be the best goddamn thing to look at in the Stadium.</font>
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05-01-2003, 03:14 AM
i think she did pretty well as a catcher
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05-01-2003, 03:15 AM
Alkey is the pro though.
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05-01-2003, 03:16 AM
Quote:i think she did pretty well as a catcher
Right, like anybody was gonna be able to hit when they kept looking back and seeing her teeny tiny skirt pretty much hiked to the cootchie...

but, I digress. Big Grin
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05-01-2003, 03:17 AM
Quote:Originally posted by Silera
Alkey is the pro though.


you learned from the best
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05-01-2003, 03:18 AM
Quote:The trick is to always get in front of the ball and cup it with your free hand.

The next time we fuck I demand play-by-play.
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05-01-2003, 03:21 AM
I think we should invest in some used ESPN production equipment and have Frank Caliendo come in and do commentary.
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