Pimpology 101

[Black Lazerus]

Because some have had trouble with this.

Key Points:




Set up the first dates Sunday thru Thursday.

Try to set the dates within a few days of the call.

Try to schedule the dates during the evening. If she always works during the evening, then during the day would be your only choice.

Make sure to write down the time, date, and place in a calendar and on the paper you used to write down the directions to her place.

Be familiar with the place you plan on taking her and make reservations.

Playa Tips:




Don’t give her your number unless she asks.

Don’t call to confirm the date, just show up at her door. If she asks you to confirm, say you’ll call if you can’t make it.

Don’t answer the phone if she calls anytime before the date, make her leave a message.

First Date Recommendations:




I highly recommend going out for dinner on the first date so you’ll definitely have uninterrupted conversation before, during, and after the food arrives. Take her to a place that’s not too cheap and not too expensive.

I don’t recommend the movies or action dates for first dates because there’s not much of an opportunity for uninterrupted conversation. You’ll be busy watching the movie or doing whatever the action is.

If you don’t have enough money to go out and dine, then anyplace where you can have some good conversation will do such as coffee dates. I’ve never taken a girl out for coffee on the first date, but I would if I didn’t have any money. Dining just gives me a better atmosphere to work my vocab skills.

NOTE: Good conversation is essential on the first date. It’s a test girl’s give you. If you’re smooth…you pass her test, you’re able to get a second date and/or there’s a chance the date continues back at her place or yours.

[60FeetUnderWater]

other first date recommendations:

- if you just realized that the gal you're out with is an annoying bitch...simply do your best to wrap things up and send her on her way. DO NOT punch her in the face and say " kryst you are one annoying ass bitch!!"

- do NOT discuss uber-personal things like financial hardships.

- do not ask to borrow money.

- bathe before heading out.

- breath mints...gum...tic tacs...know what I'm sayin'?

- do not bring up past relationships.

- be nice to the waiters/restaurant staff...treat them like an asshole and chances are, your date willl think that you're a prick overall.

- be yourself. well, at least be on your best behavior.

[Black Lazerus]

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- do not ask to borrow money.

* if date is going bad make her pay for what she ate*



- do not bring up past relationships.
* if it is brought up with the " how did your last relationship end question" tell her that you broke up as friends, had out grown each other blah blah blah. never tell her if it ended badly.*

[Sloats]

But what if I don't want to talk to them (or hear them prattle on about unimportant things (How can you NOT like Friends/Survivor/Seinfeld/Smurfs...)?

[Black Lazerus]

Originally posted by Sloats
But what if I don't want to talk to them (or hear them prattle on about unimportant things (How can you NOT like Friends/Survivor/Seinfeld/Smurfs...)?

Your married, you broke the first rule of pimping by buying the cow.

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C'mon there's gotta be some married pimps out there.






Right?

[Black Lazerus]

The only one I ever heard of was snoop dogg but he's getting a divorce.

[Sloats]

Originally posted by Black Lazerus

Originally posted by Sloats
But what if I don't want to talk to them (or hear them prattle on about unimportant things (How can you NOT like Friends/Survivor/Seinfeld/Smurfs...)?

Your married, you broke the first rule of pimping by buying the cow.

Are you kidding, I married the first girl who did not annoy the living shit out of me.

[GMANN]

Originally posted by Black Lazerus
Because some have had trouble with this.

Key Points:




Set up the first dates Sunday thru Thursday.

Try to set the dates within a few days of the call.

Try to schedule the dates during the evening. If she always works during the evening, then during the day would be your only choice.

Make sure to write down the time, date, and place in a calendar and on the paper you used to write down the directions to her place.

Be familiar with the place you plan on taking her and make reservations.

Playa Tips:




Don’t give her your number unless she asks.

Don’t call to confirm the date, just show up at her door. If she asks you to confirm, say you’ll call if you can’t make it.

Don’t answer the phone if she calls anytime before the date, make her leave a message.

First Date Recommendations:




I highly recommend going out for dinner on the first date so you’ll definitely have uninterrupted conversation before, during, and after the food arrives. Take her to a place that’s not too cheap and not too expensive.

I don’t recommend the movies or action dates for first dates because there’s not much of an opportunity for uninterrupted conversation. You’ll be busy watching the movie or doing whatever the action is.

If you don’t have enough money to go out and dine, then anyplace where you can have some good conversation will do such as coffee dates. I’ve never taken a girl out for coffee on the first date, but I would if I didn’t have any money. Dining just gives me a better atmosphere to work my vocab skills.

NOTE: Good conversation is essential on the first date. It’s a test girl’s give you. If you’re smooth…you pass her test, you’re able to get a second date and/or there’s a chance the date continues back at her place or yours.

Is this what you were doing at the bar last time we hung out ???

[Black Lazerus]

Yeah
Note: don't bring a spanish guy who looks like a skinny Taz with you.