Who fakes?

[Keyser Soze]

i knew i forgot something

[60FeetUnderWater]

shaving thy genitalia helps make ones member seem to be of a larger size.


hope that helps all ye of short stature.

[RapeFantasizer]

So does having sex with 4 year olds, but it still doesn't make it any bigger. Looks can be deceiving.

[Keyser Soze]

i look like a 4 year old downstairs.

[60FeetUnderWater]

bu...but the four year olds are nice and low maintenence!! they only want some candy money once you're done.

the really cute tykes get the trip to Toys R Us.



Besides, no woman should talk about "looks" being "deceiving" with all the wonder bras, liposuction and multiple foundation applications to the face and such running rampant in our society today.

pffft.

[RapeFantasizer]

Originally posted by 60FeetUnderWater
Besides, no woman should talk about \"looks\" being \"deceiving\" with all the wonder bras, liposuction and multiple foundation applications to the face and such running rampant in our society today.

pffft.

Just cause some women do that stuff doesn't mean I should be censored for what I say. The last thing I need is a wonderbra, It's a rare occasion I wear makeup anymore, and I don't have the money for plastic surgery.

[60FeetUnderWater]

yes, that is true..not ALL women prance around, deceiving folks...I know this.

(Care to call off N.O.W please? Thanks.)



didn't mean to touch a nerve there, Rapey.

:kiss:

[Black Lazerus]

Originally posted by 60FeetUnderWater
yes, that is true..not ALL women prance around, deceiving folks...I know this.

(Care to call off N.O.W please? Thanks.)



didn't mean to touch a nerve there, Rapey.

:kiss:

you never saw a ass fall out of some Jeans before. boy they look so nice and tight in them then you get them home and bang, Jelly ass.

[Crack Hitler]

you can actually feel a concusion blast as their unleashed ass pushes a great volume of air out the door

[Keyser Soze]

only thing worse is watching a bra being released and skin socks hitting the floor.