01-06-2004, 03:28 AM
Quote:Originally posted by IrishAlkey
That sounds like a great thread!
It was.
But the cocksucker wasn't valuable enough to us to get past 59 uses before the thread died out.
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Does this only happen to me?
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 It was. But the cocksucker wasn't valuable enough to us to get past 59 uses before the thread died out.
01-06-2004, 03:29 AM
As far as the health of the clown my dad hit...
She's fine and her insurance was valid. Pop's quarter panel is as good as new. 
01-06-2004, 03:39 AM
No college funds? No huge insurance payouts?
No sex scandals? Your stories fucking suck man. Practise asking "would you like fries with that?".
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01-06-2004, 03:41 AM
Next time hit Ronald so your family can move into that house he's always collecting money for.
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01-06-2004, 03:45 AM
Holy shit!
That might be the most fucked up joke i have ever read. Hilarious though.
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01-06-2004, 03:47 AM
Quote:Originally posted by Toronto Hottie Hey, I told him to fake a back injury but he's oldschool. Believe me, if it were me I'd sue for enough cash to fly all my friends to Seattle and party at Bill Gates house where we'd pay him to ride around his livingroom on a unicycle masturbating while we threw 50's at him.
01-06-2004, 03:49 AM
Quote:Originally posted by Hawt Baux If it were a joke it would make family gatherings more bareable. This story couldn't be more truthfull. 
01-06-2004, 03:50 AM
I wish my family was as cool as yours
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01-06-2004, 03:50 AM
That's all hugs and kisses man but i was actually talking to Alkey.
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01-06-2004, 03:56 AM
Quote:Originally posted by GMANN I guess so if they aren't yours. My grandfather worked in a steel mill for 30 years and lost 3 fingers as a result. Since I was a kid those nubs gave me butterflys and he knew it. At 75 years old to this day at holiday gatherings he sneaks up behind me, jams one of his nubs inside me ear and screams "Eeeeeeeeee"! It's a reactionary response for me to jump up double up my fists... He just backs slowly into the the living room motioning to me to bring it and egging me on by refering to me as "pookie pie". One day I'll take him up on it..oh yes..I will. |
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