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Dead body!
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on Sixth Avenue between 54th and 55th. Right in front of my office.

Some broad got hit by a truck. Who wants to see it? Better run quick before they scrape her brains off the street.

My office is so goulish. Half the people have their faces pressed against the window looking down at the scene.
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#2
No thanks.
I've already satisfied my daily need to experience tragedy by reading one of Grumpy's threads.
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#3
6th Avenue is a river of blood.
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#4
Check and see if her vagina is still warm.
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#5
Just found out it was one of my company's senior analysts.

I'm probably not going to have to learn her sector now.
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#6
Promotion time.
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#7
You're an eternal optimist
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Hey, when life gives you lemons, fuck a dead woman's corpse and take her job. That's what my Pop used to tell me when he wasn't beating me with a strap.
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#9
She'd actually dropped coverage of like half of her stocks about a week ago so she could "focus on the others". Lame excuse for being lazy if you ask me.

Probably the same reason she chose to walk across the street instead of using a cross walk.
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#10
She was getting a little carried away in her demonstration of how she thought the market might crash in three months.
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