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Someone just farted in my office area. In real life, I would call attention to the smell and either laugh or grimace. Either way, the generator of the smell would have to own up to it.
In this situation, I am forced to ignore it because it is not appropriate to do at work.
What would you do in this case? What other situations do you have to handle completely different at work than in you real life?
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I love ripping them in the office... It's my way of getting back at all the rump rangers that work around me, the very same people that get paid more for doing the same exact work. Fricken seniority
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Since you're their boss, then call them out on it and fire them for having a stinky ass.
Crack the whip, bitch
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First I'd have some taco bell, brussel sprouts, asparagus and chinese for lunch
Then I'd challenge the fucker to a "pull my finger" contest to see who passes out first....
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Around my office, if any item needs to be moved, regardless of how heavy it is (or most of the time, ISN'T), all the men are asked to move this or that on the random occasion. (despite the fact that the company has sent out multiple memos stating that NO ONE is to do ANY type of lifting/moving...that movers are to be called in)
It's assumed that just because we have a penis, we are supposed to do all of the lifting; "have penis, will carry".
I say: BUMP DAT!
This one gal asked me to help her carry something down to the car. I said "sure" and grabbed the box.
It weighed about 8 pounds. MAYBE.
I, being the nice guy that I am, proceeded to carry it downstairs. When we got to her car I asked her to hold the box for a second.
When she was able to do so successfully, I told her: "next time, the box you need help with better be heavy". (in a ball busting but quasi-serious manner)
I believe my point got across; she hasn't bothered me since.
P.S. $20.55.
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Dumb ass, maybe she wanted your dick and was being all slick about it.
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You sir aren’t a gentleman.
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uh, no.
she's a very spoiled (and married) twat who introduces no fire at all into my groin/lower abdominal area.
Laz - I am a gentleman but ladies need to fuck off for having me carry a fuckin lighter-than-mouse-pad box all the way down to your car. (in the rain might I add.)
If she was hot..and single...sure, no problem.
That wasn't the case thus my "fuck off" & "don't pester me again, lazy cunt" attitude.
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you're looking for a woman who will give you syphillis?
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