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I am a better person than Alkey; more of a man too
#21
She will remember him fondly for every tuna sandwich she makes, and SNL show she watches.
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#22
Quote:Originally posted by GreasyItalianPrincess
She will remember him fondly for every tuna sandwich she makes, and SNL show she watches.

Hold the phone!
He makes apple bottom make him tuna sandwiches?

Burn all the piano's
Long live Alkey!
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#23
well...not exactly. But they open a mean can of tuna together.
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#24
That love will never be broken.
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#25
Quote:Originally posted by The Man
Because when Silera was cold, I gave her my jacket. Not once; but twice.

All Alkey did was belch.

Translation: Galt wants to bang Silera and will do anything, Alkey knew he was banging her and does nothing, and I know I will never bang Silera, so I don't know who the fuck she is.
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<center>Boy the way Glen Miller played,
songs that made the hit parade,
guys like us we had it made,
those were the days,
and you know where you were then,
girls were girls and men were men,
mister we could use a man like Herbert Hoover again,
didn't need no welfare states
everybody pulled his weight,
gee our old Lasalle ran great,
those were the days!</center>
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#26
I like the way Galt said it better.

Your translation was more like his first draft.
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#27
*edited due to ignorance*
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#28
I want my tuna on the fucking table when I get home from work.
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#29
I used to giggle when people made fun of your ears.
No longer.
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#30
Quote:More importantly, who will get to bang Silera.
He'll be dead
no
he wouldn't die
just live like Christopher Reeve
you know his wife is bangin the gardner
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