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I watch ALOT of television, and I find that I HATE certain things I see all the time to the point that when I know said things are about to happen, I change the channel and don't return until I'm sure it's over with.
1) The fucking clorox commercial with the bubbling filth on the bed. That's not the bad part, the bad part is the small caption on the lower left hand corner of the screen that states "this is a dramatization." THANKS FOR THE CLARIFICATION.
2) Clean Sweep's fucking carpenter using his meaty fingers to rub paint on the wall as if they can't fucking get a brush.
3) Rachel Ray's incessant use of E.V.O.O. instead of saying fucking olive oil. E.V.O.O. is one more syllable that olive oil. What is the point of abbreviating olive oil to an abbreviation that is longer than the original word?
There are more. I am insane. I'll keep you posted.
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who the fuck is Rachel Ray? and maybe she doesn't want to say (cue Scottso) virgin.
I hate show where characters, through their own stupidity, vainity, or greed, put themselves into bad situations and then try to lie their way out of it.
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i always used to hate the way that bob ross said titanium white. "titanium whhiiite"
it really wasn't necessary to accentuate the H like that.
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I just watched one of those tampon commercials. This one was where there was a leak on the boat and she fixes it by plugging it up with a tampon. OOOOOOhhh she's so fucking clever.
May I also add that every single tampon commericial is retarded. Never has my tampon been a trusted loyal companion. Quite the opposite in fact, I bury those motherfuckers for three weeks a month.
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You should see a doctor if your cycle lasts that long.
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Jared should choke to death on the sub of his choice.
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Quote:Originally posted by Silera
You should see a doctor if your cycle lasts that long.
I'll clarify: "I bury those things in the closet, not my twat, for three weeks a month.
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I hate commercials that say nothing at all about the product, the ones where you aren't even sure what the hell the commercial was for in the 1st place.
Car commercials are so guilty of this. I remember back in the day they showed you the car on a spinning platform, told you why you should buy this car, what makes it good, etc. Now its just state of the art bullshit where they spend millions on a commercial that doesn't explain a god damn thing.
Same goes for Nike, i'm not even sure what the hell they are trying to sell in half their commercials.
The worst are commercials that never even show you the product at all.
Granted the terry tate commercials were genius but what were they selling!! I mean did anyone even care that reebok did that commercial?
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that short pudgy whiny bitch makes me want to toss my tv out the window everytime I see him.
"Thanks alot Ditech!!"
SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!
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lost ANOTHER loan to ditech.
atleast the commercial discusses the product.
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