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Woody was great in the 70's. Movies like Bananas, Annie Hall or Sleeper were hysterical. But, then he got old and changed his focus from making good movies to sleeping with an underaged nip
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What the hell are you talking about? You could not be less accurate. Find me a thread where I whined about people not following my thread ideas? I'm one of the few who DOESN'T complain about threads being taken off topic. The lock-step mandate that every thread stick to topic here is foolish. If you recall, I've been in arguments and celled for debating this topic with mods. The best thing about a messageboard is tangents.
You have gone completely insane. You are such a cunt now. Holy shit. You whine more than K1d used to. And you are just completely irrational. Take nap. Call your mommy and have her tell you that she loves you. You need a vacation or something. Your going to have a coronary or breakdown or something.
And reading comedy bits. That's just greatness. Remember in Rain Man how they had an entire story line about how "Who's on First?" isn't really funny unless there's the inflexion? Kind of fits here.
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HA HA...tweak <b>the man</b> and get a whole rant. This is great. Tweak Mr. Snob for comedy-goodness. I knew this thread would work out grand!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: He's more irksome than FM Jeff these days.
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Quote:Originally posted by Sloats
It is because I am not Jewish or not Metropolitan (Cosmopolitan, Urban, New Yorker, etc...) that I never find Woody Allen funny.
It is because he is not funny, that I never find him funny.
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Quote:Originally posted by Toronto Hottie
Quote:Originally posted by Sloats
It is because I am not Jewish or not Metropolitan (Cosmopolitan, Urban, New Yorker, etc...) that I never find Woody Allen funny.
It is because he is not funny, that I never find him funny.
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I hate woody allen but I read this in his annoying tone of voice and found it to be a little humorous. Not because he is funny more because he just sounds funny. To me at least.
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Someone will love you one day Gooch. Someday.
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if you can not find humor in woody allens early work you are not human.
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Those two albums he made, both recorded before or as he was doing the great movie: What's Up Tiger Lily...are comedy gems.
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