FU to Internet Scams

[Toronto Hottie]

Originally posted by GreasyItalianPrincess
Did you get the Nigeria one yet???? I'm doing 4 of those. I'm gonna be rich!!!!!!

Dear Friend,
I pray God Almight this message reaches you in wonderful spirit.It is with heart full of hope that i write to seek your help in the context below. I am Mrs.jessica E.Savimbi , from Angola.l got your contact and profle W.W.W and coupled with the information i gathered about you from the external trade department of my country chamber of commerce and industry in my country. There is an information I would like you to keep very confidential.
There is sum ammount of money my late Husband UNITA Rebel leader Jonas Malheiro.Savimbi deposited in a Bank in London under a suspense account for safe keeping Before he was killed by Angolan Millitary force. The squable happened as over the issue of mineral and allocation resource of diamond using his power and influence to smuggled diamond to the neighbouring country in exchanged for money and other valuable asset. My late husband married three wives.I am the second wife. I will not be able to give you the full details that led to that urgly incidents. Presently i am staying in benin republic(cotonou) ,just to save my life,with my three children. The money in question, is $10,500,000.00 U.S.Dollars. What I would want you to do, is to assits me to get the fund transfer into your account in your country for investment prior to your advise , and we shall open a small account in a Bank on your name, and transfer the money to your country, through the account. I will give you the 20% of the money for your assitance. There is no risk in this transaction. I will use the remain balance of the money for an investiment in your country for the future of my children.
If you are intrested, and can maintain the very confidential of this transaction,you e-mail me immediately through my email address for more clearification, and also note that I am a refugees in lagos Nigeria becuase of the killing of late husband,and the civil war going on in our country.kindly reply to my email address . the situation has been so terrible that we are virtually living on the assistance of well wishers in view of this plight there,i expect you to be trustworthy and kind enough to this call of (s.o.s)to save me and my children from a hopeless future. please if you are interested in helping me please reply me through my private email for futher clearification.
Thank you very much,
Mrs Jessica Savimbi

Sounds legit to me. I'm in.

[GreasyItalianPrincess]

When we get our millions, we'll throw a great party at bar9 in NYC

[Jhaneusis]

We have a weinner

[Grumpy]

Originally posted by GreasyItalianPrincess
When we get our millions, we'll throw a great party at bar9 in NYC

are you still gonna charge $20 to get in?

[TheDude]

those under four feet tall, 40$

[Wookies Cruel Circus]

Yeah, and they get weirder and weirder, too. This one is a personal favorite; I liked it so much I kept it:

"Welcome to the site www.darkprofits.com, it's us again, now we extended our offerings,
here is a list:

1. Heroin, in liquid and crystal form.
2. Rocket fuel and Tomohawk rockets (serious enquiries only).
3. Other rockets (Air-to-Air), orders in batches of 10.
4. New shipment of cocaine has arrived, buy 9 grams and get 10th for free.
5. We also offer gay-slaves for sale, we offer only such service on the NET,
you can choose the one you like, then get straight to business.
6. Fake currencies, such as Euros and US dollars, prices would match competition.
7. Also, as always, we offer widest range of child pornography and exclusive lolita
galleries, to keep out clients busy.

Everyone is welcome, be it in States or any other place worldwide.

ATTENTION. Clearance offer. Buy 30 grams of heroin, get 5 free.
Prepay your batch of rockets (air-to-air) and recieve a portable rocket-lacuncher
for free.

www.darkprofits.com

This offer won't last! Only until 20th of August all our clients will also recieve
a pack of 2 CDs, with best selection of child pornography."


Seriously. That came in my email.
There was an address, and phone #, and email, too, but I left it out.