Anyone want a puppy?

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I saw it. haha

[sweet angel]

No thanks. I already have two psycho dogs.

[Flock of Moosen]

Originally posted by sweet angel
No thanks. I already have two psycho dogs.

But he comes complete with sedatives.

[sweet angel]

Nah, keep the dog, just send me the sedatives.

[Flock of Moosen]

Damn you! You drive a hard bargain.

Okay, here's my last offer. The dog, the needle, and $100. What do you say?

[sweet angel]

Keep the dog. Mine just flipped over my loveseat as she came to greet me when I got home.

[Toronto Hottie]

Originally posted by Flock of Moosen
Damn you! You drive a hard bargain.

Okay, here's my last offer. The dog, the needle, and $100. What do you say?

I say it's a DEAL!!! There's no stipulations on running the stinky pile of fur over when I get it, is there?

Fedex the little bitch over. Cut the check to cash.

[Flock of Moosen]

See, what did you have to go and do that for? What you did with him once you got him is your own business. Now that I know your evil intentions, I can't in good conscience give him to you.

Sorry, but no deal.

[sweet angel]

Maybe he can be the Moosen Mascot!

[Toronto Hottie]

I wouldn't really run him over. Last time I hit a dog, it was a Rottweiler, on a sideroad. Bastard took out my front passenger side quarter panel.

If you're giving me a $100 USD, you can get them put to sleep for $35.

That's a terrific profit.