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I wanna be Dave Navarro!
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For at least a day anyway, and not for the musical talent either.

Carmen Electra's latest Stuff Magazine layout
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#2
Have you seen any of their show on MTV? He's a major douche nozzle. If I hear out of his mouth one more time, I'm marrying Carmen Electra!!!

Good for him, she's hitting the wall anyway. I wonder how he feels knowing that her cunt was Dennis Rodmans cum dumpster?
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wow, jealousy's a bitch.
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Quote:Originally posted by madmick
I wonder how he feels knowing that her cunt was Dennis Rodmans cum dumpster?

I could overlook it for one night.
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Quote:Originally posted by Keyser Soze
wow, jealousy's a bitch.

NOT!

Now if it was Ali Larter, then you would be correct.
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yeah like you would turn down carmen electra. lets get serious here.
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#7
I would.

Ali on the other hand, I'd cut off both of your nuts to hit that piece of ass.
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nigga please, now you're just flat out fooling yourself. you'd be lucky to even get a hand job from toronto hottie let alone have a remote chance with either of those women.
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#9
Let's not get crazy. I have twenty bucks so a hand job from Hottie wouldn't be a problem.

I think Carmen has great eyes and a great body, it's her personality that turns me off. She comes off like a phony, that's just me though.
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Quote:Originally posted by madmick
I think Carmen has great eyes and a great body, it's her personality that turns me off.

I could overlook it for one night.
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