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Die Cunt.
#1
I got pulled over for speeding. 119 in an 80. Fucking cunt charged me with careless driving. CARELESS.

He said "you were speeding and swerving all over the road". What??? It was ten o'clock in the morning, on my way out for breakfast. Swerving my fucking ass.

You know what cunt? I have a special wish for you.

I hope you find the love of your life, and have 2 kids together. I hope the first child is mentally retarded, with only one leg. I hope your second child is stillborn, and your wife dies in labour. I hope that a couple of years down the road, your hard-earned home burns to the fucking ground, killing your beloved pets, but only maiming yourself and your gimp retard kid. He can die slowly, and expensively, after sapping every last fucking cent out of you for medical care. At that point, I hope YOU fucking die, in a brutally painful car accident, speeding, on the same stretch of road you decided to be a fucking CUNT on. I also wish you a batch of herpes, crotch lice, lung cancer, and AIDS from a cheap whore because you got fat and bald and couldn't get FUCKED any other way, throughout the duration of your awful life.

I will pray fervently for this wish to come true, for as long as I remember to be pissed about this.
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#2
Ahh, you've mellowed.
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#3
NO. I was just too fucking lazy to type out the rest.
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#4
Please stuff a dick in my irritating face.
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#5
Damn! I think I've been duped by the metric system.
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#6
Nope. She's pissed. Jackpot!

You irresponsible dolt!
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#7
Someone needs a hug
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#8
DIG doesn't like Mexicans, butterbean.
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#9
I soooo hit the nail on the head. And if I'm ever in Canada again maybe I'll take you up on your offer.
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#10
How ironic, I just got nailed for speeding yesterday.

72 in a 55.
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