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This thing is really weird. I know this isn't live, but the fact that they had this person perform all these commands ahead of time is freaky. I couldn't get it to jerk off though.
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He laid the egg, no problem. But, when I asked for a Sieg Heil I get nothing. Fucking lazy ass chicken. Send him to Tyson's for slaughtering.
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He wouldn't rub his balls either.
I'm disappointed.
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HE DID THE ELECTRIC SLIDE!!!
RAWK!
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i had him bent over the couch. hot.
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That was weird. I couldn't be creative.
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Someone ate my cupcake
It's more fun if you put your hands up
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He didn't like being told to eat chicken.
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He didnt do a Spinaroonie
very saddened now
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what the fuck is a spinaroonie?? Is that spic for something?
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Someone ate my cupcake
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I got him to flip the bird....fuckin awesome...try it...he did the worm when I put in breakdancing
I'm not quite there yet
Believe the Hype, Bitch!!!!