I am the only one here

[KensPen]

And thus proclaim myself, member of the day!

[KensPen]

Black Laz just logged on, but I am still the only member because,
::insert random racial joke here::

[Ronin]

i am here too.. so i would be the runner up, or the first place loser.. DAMN IT!

[KensPen]

don't worry, when my nude photos I took for Maxim hit the stands today, you will get the crown from my disgraced head.

[MYLF]

:o Do I get an autographed copy?

[KensPen]

framed.

[MYLF]

But where will I hang it? I don't want to scare my kids.

[KensPen]

on the ceiling
above your bed.......

might come in handy.

[GreasyItalianPrincess]

if she wants to remain celibate

[MYLF]

Yeah, might make the guy I'm with feel better about himself.