05-13-2003, 11:50 AM
This is getting old.
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05-13-2003, 11:52 AM
Uh oh. Again?
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05-13-2003, 11:58 AM
Yea, I am banned from posting, viewing and editing my posts.
How did I get here? I ask myself... <center><b><u>Once In A Lifetime</u></b> <i>Talking Heads</i> And you may find yourself living in a shotgun shack And you may find yourself in another part of the world And you may find yourself behind the wheel of a large automobile And you may find yourself in a beautiful house, with a beautiful wife And you may ask yourself-Well...How did I get here? Letting the days go by/let the water hold me down Letting the days go by/water flowing underground Into the blue again/after the money's gone Once in a lifetime/water flowing underground. And you may ask yourself How do I work this? And you may ask yourself Where is that large automobile? And you may tell yourself This is not my beautiful house! And you may tell yourself This is not my beautiful wife! Letting the days go by/let the water hold me down Letting the days go by/water flowing underground Into the blue again/after the money's gone Once in a lifetime/water flowing underground. Same as it ever was...Same as it ever was...Same as it ever was... Same as it ever was...Same as it ever was...Same as it ever was... Same as it ever was...Same as it ever was... Water dissolving...and water removing There is water at the bottom of the ocean Carry the water at the bottom of the ocean Remove the water at the bottom of the ocean! Letting the days go by/let the water hold me down Letting the days go by/water flowing underground Into the blue again/in the silent water Under the rocks and stones/there is water underground. Letting the days go by/let the water hold me down Letting the days go by/water flowing underground Into the blue again/after the money's gone Once in a lifetime/water flowing underground. And you may ask yourself What is that beautiful house? And you may ask yourself Where does that highway go? And you may ask yourself Am I right?...Am I wrong? And you may tell yourself MY GOD!...WHAT HAVE I DONE? Letting the days go by/let the water hold me down Letting the days go by/water flowing underground Into the blue again/in the silent water Under the rocks and stones/there is water underground. Letting the days go by/let the water hold me down Letting the days go by/water flowing underground Into the blue again/after the money's gone Once in a lifetime/water flowing underground. Same as it ever was...Same as it ever was...Same as it ever was... Same as it ever was...Same as it ever was...Same as it ever was... Same as it ever was...Same as it ever was...</center>
05-13-2003, 12:46 PM
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<b>Eminem</b> Without Me (Slashy style) Two trailer park girls go round the outside; Ninny on the outside, AngelAmy on the outside Two more trailer park girls go round the outside; Suzie on the outside, Tricia on the outside Guess who's back Back for a spell Slashy's back Tell FTL Guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back.. I've created a monster, cause nobody wants to see Slashypoo no more They want Alkey, I'm chopped liver Well if you want Slashy, this is what I'll give ya A little bit of humor mixed with with your screen flicker Some unbanning to jump start your heart quicker than the shocks when I get shocked Off-Topical when FTL complains I'm not co-operating When I'm rockin the board while he's self-flagellating You waited for a board this long, now stop debating Cause Slash's back, FTL's on the rag and ovulating I know that you got a job Mr. Logic but your over-reactions are making it rocket So the F-T-L won't let me be or let me be me, so let me see They try to shut me down on YMB But the board feels so empty, without me So, come on and dip, as I give you the slip Fuck that, Ken's still got cum on his lips, Tricia WOW'd me her tits And get ready, cause this shit's about to get heavy I just unbanned myself, Fuck You FM Jeffy!!!! Now this looks like a job for Slashy So everybody, just follow me Cause we need a little, controversy Cause YMB feels so empty, without me I said-this looks like a job for Slashy So everybody, just follow me Cause we need a little, controversy Cause YMB feels so empty, without me Little Off-Topic, Ken & I feelin rebellious Where the admin feels a little short on his phallus Posters start feelin like prisoners - helpless 'til Slash comes along on a mission and yells BITCH!!! A visionary, vision of slashy we start a revolution, pollutin the threads I'm a rebel, so just let me revel and bask in the fact that I'm kickin your intellectual ass And, oh, "it's a disaster", "such a castastrophe" You invited me here from Froy's mailing list; you asked for me!!! Well I'm back, na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na Fix your damn attitude b/c then I'm gonna exude, under your skin like a splinter The center of attention, back from the messageboard winter I'm interesting, the best thing since wrestling Investing in these posts on Alkey's server Testing..testing, attention please Feel the tension, soon as as we post about Ken & me Here's my ten cents, my two cents is free A nuisance, who says? There's nothing without me! Now this looks like a job for Slashy So everybody, just follow me Cause we need a little, controversy Cause YMB feels so empty, without me I said-this looks like a job for Slashy So everybody, just follow me Cause we need a little, controversy CauseYMB feels so empty, without me A-tisket a-tasket, I go tit for tat with anybody who's talkin this shit, that shit FollowThisLogic, you can get your ass kicked worse than those little OTL bastards And Alkey? You can get stomped by RottenVinny You and Sleeper...your boy fag, blow me You don't know me, you're too old, let go It's over, Sleeper listens to faggy Emo Now let's go, just gimme the admin I'll be there with a whole list full of new insults I been dope, suspenseful with a spellcheck ever since Kid A first got his skirts a flappin' But sometimes the shit just seems everybody only wants to discuss Slashy So this must mean I'm dis-gus-ting But it's just me, having fun postin' And though I'm not the first king of controversy Somehow am the worst thing since Froy's pics posting in O.T. so selfishly using it to get my post count wealthy Well..here's a concept that works Twenty other pissed off posters emerge But no matter how many fish in the empty sea This place would be boring without me Now this looks like a job for Slashy So everybody, just follow me Cause we need a little, controversy Cause YMB feels so empty, without me I said-this looks like a job for Slashy So everybody, just follow me Cause we need a little, controversy Cause YMB feels so empty, without me!!!!!! </center> ![[Image: fearloathingkewgardens.jpg]](http://www.blazingconcepts.com/img/fearloathingkewgardens.jpg)
05-13-2003, 12:51 PM
BAWITDA BA!!!!!!!
BRAVO, BRUTHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
05-13-2003, 12:59 PM
GIP, that was awesome.
Looks like I have some catching up to do. 
05-13-2003, 01:13 PM
You're just mad, because SLASH isn't devoting all his time to you.
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