02-12-2005, 03:56 PM
I lived in this neighborhood more or less my whole life. One of the more fonder memories of childhood was Joe's. Joe was a husky gregarious man. Big thick black moustache, very outgoing. He owned his little corner variety store that does a little catering and sells milk, sandwiches, and little useful things like that for a long time. I could probably almost hit his store with a rock from my back yard it's so close.
When I was really young I used to go there almost everyday and buy baseball cards, candy and other stuff. One of my friends who I grew up with lived two doors down from me, his parents used to send him there to buy them cigarettes. They also had a video game that would change every few months, and everytime i was in there i'd always drop a few quarters in and keep myself busy for a little while (I mastered PunchOut and Tag Team Wrestling).
Well many years have gone buy. There is a new owner and if his name is Joe it must be short for Joemohammadmakmood. The store itself seems a bit run down. There's no more baseball cards, no video game. That's ok, my tastes have changed as I've grown. I'm a little more practical. I can go there to get a cheesesteak, a hoagie, and it's pretty good. One fine morning on the weekend, I wanted to go get coffee. I'm out of the canned shit which I hate anyway), so...I'll just take a quick walk to Joe's! I go there, and I never ever thought to buy coffee there before so it was a very exciting experience!
But anyway, "Joe" has a little house coffee maker and these little cheap styrofoam cups with lids. It gives you that local, home brewed goodness type feeling AND it only costs $.70. It's perfect! I'll never have to drink shitty canned coffee again! This little nigger's got everything! True story, he even says to me as i'm paying for it, "If you go to 7/11 they charge you like $1.10!" I was like "Whoa, you are beautiful! I love you! From now on, you get all of my coffee business forever and ever!"
Week 2:
There's a fucking blizzard. 12 inches of snow on the ground. I want some coffee! I take a walk. "Joe"'s a little busy making some breakfast sandwiches for some old guy. I want some coffee. I go towards the machine. The old fuck that standing there says, "It's ice cold." And I was like, "Oh". He says, "He'll heat it up for you." "Joe" says, "Yes i will heat it up in a jiffy!". I says, "Eh don't worry about it i got a microwave, and i don't really feel like waitng" (Ah but maybe if they had PunchOut there I would have waited!) I buy the coffee (he charges me full price!), go home and nuke it and then FINALLY i get what I want....coffee!
Week 3
Sunday morning. I want coffee! I walk down there and there's a fresh brewed pot of hot steaming piping WATER. YOU FUCKING STUPID NIGGER YOU KNOW WHY THEY CHARGE YOU $1.10 AT 7/11 FOR FUCKING COFFEE BECAUSE EVERYTIME YOU WALK INTO THE FUCKING 7/11 THEY HAVE HOT....REPEAT HOT HOT YOU FUCKING OSAMA FUCK.....HOT FUCKING COFFEE READY TO GO FOR MY HUNGOVER ASS FUCK YOU AND THIS FUCKING SHIT HOLE.....IWANT COFFEEE YOU FUCK FUCKING HOT HOT HOT COFFEE AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Then I fucking grabbed him by his fucking ear like a he was a bad dog. cut his fucking throat and lauged at him as he drowned to death in his own blood. Now I'm sitting in my study behind my computer with a rifle waiting for the police to come get me. This may be my final post. But anyway...
How is everyone's weekend going so far?
When I was really young I used to go there almost everyday and buy baseball cards, candy and other stuff. One of my friends who I grew up with lived two doors down from me, his parents used to send him there to buy them cigarettes. They also had a video game that would change every few months, and everytime i was in there i'd always drop a few quarters in and keep myself busy for a little while (I mastered PunchOut and Tag Team Wrestling).
Well many years have gone buy. There is a new owner and if his name is Joe it must be short for Joemohammadmakmood. The store itself seems a bit run down. There's no more baseball cards, no video game. That's ok, my tastes have changed as I've grown. I'm a little more practical. I can go there to get a cheesesteak, a hoagie, and it's pretty good. One fine morning on the weekend, I wanted to go get coffee. I'm out of the canned shit which I hate anyway), so...I'll just take a quick walk to Joe's! I go there, and I never ever thought to buy coffee there before so it was a very exciting experience!
But anyway, "Joe" has a little house coffee maker and these little cheap styrofoam cups with lids. It gives you that local, home brewed goodness type feeling AND it only costs $.70. It's perfect! I'll never have to drink shitty canned coffee again! This little nigger's got everything! True story, he even says to me as i'm paying for it, "If you go to 7/11 they charge you like $1.10!" I was like "Whoa, you are beautiful! I love you! From now on, you get all of my coffee business forever and ever!"
Week 2:
There's a fucking blizzard. 12 inches of snow on the ground. I want some coffee! I take a walk. "Joe"'s a little busy making some breakfast sandwiches for some old guy. I want some coffee. I go towards the machine. The old fuck that standing there says, "It's ice cold." And I was like, "Oh". He says, "He'll heat it up for you." "Joe" says, "Yes i will heat it up in a jiffy!". I says, "Eh don't worry about it i got a microwave, and i don't really feel like waitng" (Ah but maybe if they had PunchOut there I would have waited!) I buy the coffee (he charges me full price!), go home and nuke it and then FINALLY i get what I want....coffee!
Week 3
Sunday morning. I want coffee! I walk down there and there's a fresh brewed pot of hot steaming piping WATER. YOU FUCKING STUPID NIGGER YOU KNOW WHY THEY CHARGE YOU $1.10 AT 7/11 FOR FUCKING COFFEE BECAUSE EVERYTIME YOU WALK INTO THE FUCKING 7/11 THEY HAVE HOT....REPEAT HOT HOT YOU FUCKING OSAMA FUCK.....HOT FUCKING COFFEE READY TO GO FOR MY HUNGOVER ASS FUCK YOU AND THIS FUCKING SHIT HOLE.....IWANT COFFEEE YOU FUCK FUCKING HOT HOT HOT COFFEE AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Then I fucking grabbed him by his fucking ear like a he was a bad dog. cut his fucking throat and lauged at him as he drowned to death in his own blood. Now I'm sitting in my study behind my computer with a rifle waiting for the police to come get me. This may be my final post. But anyway...
How is everyone's weekend going so far?