duct tape a 9" black dildo to the hood of your car and use it as a hood ornament?
it is not only not illegal, but it is recommended!
Your female companion seems kinda freaky.
Does your sister know you have her dildo?
Well...we taped it on the hood of my car...nothing bad happened...so I assume it is not illegal.
im guessing you guys dont get laid much
THEY DO, WITH EACH OTHER!!!!
its the super cock 9 and it smells like cherry bubble gum. it makes a lovely hood ornament
you enjoy smelling cocks now?
you two could form a club.
i think you guys are missing the point here. this looks really funny. expecially when you drive through a church parking lot when mass is letting out. honking....5mph
You'd better be careful or a priest will lure you into the confessional and stick it to you.
QuickStop Wrote:i think you guys are missing the point here. this looks really funny. expecially when you drive through a church parking lot when mass is letting out. honking....5mph
what's next, going downhill in a shopping cart?