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i work on saturdays, but i would like to see silera, it's been a long time. if someone can guarentee me a ride back to the city i could possibly make it. i won't be crossing any body parts.
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Trish is putting out if she gets a ride. ![[Image: circle.gif]](http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/cwm/cwm/circle.gif)
of course i was referring to my fingers
Oh of course. ![[Image: hump.gif]](http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/contrib/tweetz/hump.gif)
hey I stalk Trish now, you missed your chance old man!
Goat, she needs a ride for the party. Get her into your soft leather reclining bucket seats and your in dude.
we wont be going to Alkey's party then (not till later anyway)
Don't forget your Barry White CD's. Between Barry, that wacky weed stuff you kids like so much and those reclining buckets, you and Trish will be celebrating the arrival of spring in style.
I think the weed will suffice - I don't dig Barry White.
Oh you young'ns never cease to amaze me. IT's NOT ABOUT YOU! Barry losens her up. He gets her all starry eyed. Do you think by simply splashing on a dash of Sure Fuck and smoking a litte whacky backy that you are going to get lucky? Trish is much more demanding than that.
my charm will be all that's needed, the weed will just be insurance (or dessert)
OAS wants to send you his Johnny Mathis records, as backup.
Quote:OAS wants to send you his Johnny Mathis records, as backup.
Only as a Break Glass in Case of an Emergency situation. If Johnny or Frank dosen't get it done for him, he's not getting any.
I think Chloroform would be much more effective than Johnny Mathis - and less painful on my ears.
Why not just club her over the head at the party and we'll all have a go at her?
that would work to - as long as I could go first, or course.
We'll romance the shit out of her.
you could probably just provide a modest amount of vodka and all will be good. you're putting far too much thought into all of this
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