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Ever take a shit so big your pants fit better?
no.
I try not to shit my pants.

If they don't fit, I get another size.
Buttmunch Wrote:I try not to shit my pants.

If they don't fit, I get another size.
I am not talking about shitting in your pants.

I am talking about your pants feeling a little looser after taking a nice big shit.

Aww.... fuck it Gonzo would know what I am talking about.
Quote:Aww.... fuck it Gonzo would know what I am talking about.

you mean Mr. Poopie-Pants?
Gonzo shoots out Daisies from his sphincter. Don't you dare insinuate anything else. This man doesn't blast his innards with chili, peyote, Dos Equis and Fajitas like you do.
No, but my poop was green on Saturday.

Freaked me out until I remembered that I had a lot of vegetables and specifically asparagus on Friday.
that and some kind bud.
The last of it, unfortunately.

I don't know what to do with myself now........................ I'M FREAKING OUT!!!!
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i was in the city on Friday night at my cousins, and he had bud delivered. super kind, lots of crystals and knocked me on my ass. took home a good amount from that and will mix it with the regular crap i get. i tend to only smoke on weekends nowadays. must be my old age
Gooch Wrote:Gonzo shoots out Daisies from his sphincter. Don't you dare insinuate anything else. This man doesn't blast his innards with chili, peyote, Dos Equis and Fajitas like you do.
OK i'll admit to eating Chili. I dont drink beer, only Vodka, Whiskey, Bourbon, Tequila, Scotch & other premium liquors.
Goya makes Whiskey?
I had a guy here near work that supplied me in very poor quality stuff. Good enough to roll a decent joint, but nothing to crow about. Well, ever since one of his associates stabbed someone at the go-go joint down the street, I realized they're not the sort to do business with. I get excellent kind bud from friends of friends in VT when I'm up there and I can hold out between visits if need be.
Yep Goya makes the whiskey I drink TOG.
I know what you are talking about Tequila.. it feels oh so good..