04-06-2005, 08:45 PM
Session Start (patrickfnbateman:WBK): Wed Apr 06 15:39:25 2005
[15:39] WBK: ahahahahah did you just see jeter get knocked?
[15:39] PatrickFnBateman: yes!
[15:39] WBK: hAHAHAHAHAA
[15:39] WBK: get off the plate ya fuck!
[15:40] PatrickFnBateman: I also noticed that there's some MLB channel on Time Warner cable in the 400s and I can watch every baseball game all the time
[15:40] WBK: well i think its a free preview
[15:40] WBK: of extra innings
[15:40] PatrickFnBateman: Oh, that would make sense
[15:40] WBK: thats how i watch red sox games when im home, i give major league baseball 120 dollars for every game
[15:40] PatrickFnBateman: not worth it.
[15:41] PatrickFnBateman: I'm a jew
[15:41] WBK: no im a jew
[15:41] PatrickFnBateman: but I'm a jew by choice
[15:41] PatrickFnBateman: not birth
[15:41] WBK: oh..not me
Arod Walks
[15:42] WBK: this game will not end very well
[15:42] PatrickFnBateman: sox don't make the playoffs
[15:43] WBK: as long as rivera comes in, the sox are still in it
Sheffield sacrifice fly - Yanks up by 1
[15:50] WBK: yankees have 3 runs on 3 hits and they are going to win this game
[15:51] PatrickFnBateman: because they have a big payroll
[15:51] WBK: yes exactly
Rivera walks Mueller
[15:55] PatrickFnBateman: Boo birds are coming out
[15:55] WBK: rivera is so clutch
[15:55] WBK: i wonder if varitek is going to pinch hit
Bellhorn single
[15:56] PatrickFnBateman: BOOO!
[15:56] WBK: this is so glorius
[15:57] PatrickFnBateman: If damon doesn't bunt, I'm going to kill someone
[15:57] WBK: hell probably fly out
[15:57] WBK: he wants to get back to boston for the fever pitch premiere
[15:57] WBK: hollywood damon
[15:58] PatrickFnBateman: him and Brady have cock fights for all the hot chicks in Boston
[15:58] PatrickFnBateman: all 7 of them
[15:58] WBK: this is ridiculous
[15:59] PatrickFnBateman: no bunt. fucking retarded
[15:59] WBK: 2-1 you know youre going to see a strike so if the bunt sign is taken off, why not at least swing
[16:00] PatrickFnBateman: he couldn't. The yankees payroll is too big
[16:00] WBK: fuck, i forgot
Damon single
[16:01] PatrickFnBateman: nice
[16:02] WBK: haha i hope he walks in a run
[16:02] PatrickFnBateman: Jose Mesa is watching this thinking "wow, Rivera is horrible"
[16:02] WBK: john franco also
[16:03] PatrickFnBateman: Nixon Ks, Manny DP
[16:03] PatrickFnBateman: you heard it here first
[16:03] WBK: most likely
[16:03] PatrickFnBateman: and Manny jogs to first, Boston papers hate him
[16:03] WBK: nice pitch
[16:04] WBK: garbage
[16:05] WBK: i will damage property if they dont tie this game
[16:05] PatrickFnBateman: I'll throw my glass onto third avenue
[16:05] WBK: i thought that hit manny, fuck
[16:06] PatrickFnBateman: Manny should just intentionally strike out to let Ortiz get up
Arod error
[16:07] WBK: AHAHHAAH
[16:07] PatrickFnBateman: a ha ha h haah aarod!
[16:08] WBK: wow that was ballgame right there
Ortiz sacrifice
[16:09] WBK: nice bunt
[16:09] PatrickFnBateman: MVP
[16:10] WBK: wow if he walks mccarty
walks McCarty
[16:11] WBK: ohgod here comes renteria
[16:11] WBK: maybe he will get it out of the infield
[16:11] PatrickFnBateman: blackest person in baseball
Renteria single
[16:11] PatrickFnBateman: dsa
[16:11] PatrickFnBateman: gsa
[16:11] PatrickFnBateman: gdsa
[16:11] WBK: YEAH
[16:11] PatrickFnBateman: are
[16:11] PatrickFnBateman: t
[16:11] PatrickFnBateman: gfd
[16:11] PatrickFnBateman: a
[16:11] PatrickFnBateman: gds
[16:11] PatrickFnBateman: a
[16:12] WBK: AHAHSHFafhdsafhsh YES!
[16:12] PatrickFnBateman: Foulke's gonna lose the save chance. Fantasy people are going to be pissed
[16:14] PatrickFnBateman: John Rocker has better control
Walks Mirabelli
[16:14] WBK: AHAHAHAHAHAH
[16:14] WBK: boooooooooooooooooo
Torre comes out to remove Mariano
[16:14] PatrickFnBateman: YOU SUCK!
[16:14] PatrickFnBateman: c'mon boo!
[16:14] PatrickFnBateman: go yankee fans. Boo!
Yankee fans shower Mariano with boos
[16:15] PatrickFnBateman: YES!
[16:15] WBK: nice stats
Three people shown clapping
[16:15] WBK: WHY ARE THEY CLAPPING?!!?
[16:15] PatrickFnBateman: They didn't show any stats here.
[16:15] PatrickFnBateman: probably becase his stats suck
[16:16] WBK: 2/3 3 hits 4 runs 1 earned
[16:17] WBK: ahahfhashaskjfhash
[16:17] PatrickFnBateman: the announcers here are pissed that the Yankee fans boo'd
[16:18] PatrickFnBateman: "I'm shocked! I can't believe the Yankee fans would boo Rivera! Would you boo Sinatra because he hit a bad note? Just shocked!!!!!"
[16:18] WBK: i woudl boo sinatra if he had 4 straight shit appearances
[16:18] PatrickFnBateman: the announcers are about to cry.
[16:22] WBK: do you think foulke could give up 4 runs?
[16:22] PatrickFnBateman: Maybe in all of April
[16:22] WBK: yeah he is pretty sexy
[16:23] WBK: oh fuck
[16:23] PatrickFnBateman: pshaw
[16:23] WBK: high change up
[16:23] WBK: cant believe that stayed in the stadium
[16:26] WBK: they just showed cashman on his blackberry, maybe hes trying to trade his no good closer
[16:27] PatrickFnBateman: he's probably sending out resumes
[16:29] PatrickFnBateman: The Red Sox are undefeated when Terry Francona doesn't manage this year.
[16:29] WBK: seriously, fire terry
[16:31] PatrickFnBateman: seriously though. The Yankees shouldn't ever pitch rivera against the Red Sox during the regular season. Maybe if they only faced him a handful of times a year (in the postseason) they wouldn't own him so bad
[16:31] WBK: put in gordon or someone
[16:33] WBK: what a day, mike vick has herpes and the red sox win
[16:33] PatrickFnBateman: And Jeter's brain gets damaged
Session Close (WBK): Wed Apr 06 16:34:01 2005
[15:39] WBK: ahahahahah did you just see jeter get knocked?
[15:39] PatrickFnBateman: yes!
[15:39] WBK: hAHAHAHAHAA
[15:39] WBK: get off the plate ya fuck!
[15:40] PatrickFnBateman: I also noticed that there's some MLB channel on Time Warner cable in the 400s and I can watch every baseball game all the time
[15:40] WBK: well i think its a free preview
[15:40] WBK: of extra innings
[15:40] PatrickFnBateman: Oh, that would make sense
[15:40] WBK: thats how i watch red sox games when im home, i give major league baseball 120 dollars for every game
[15:40] PatrickFnBateman: not worth it.
[15:41] PatrickFnBateman: I'm a jew
[15:41] WBK: no im a jew
[15:41] PatrickFnBateman: but I'm a jew by choice
[15:41] PatrickFnBateman: not birth
[15:41] WBK: oh..not me
Arod Walks
[15:42] WBK: this game will not end very well
[15:42] PatrickFnBateman: sox don't make the playoffs
[15:43] WBK: as long as rivera comes in, the sox are still in it
Sheffield sacrifice fly - Yanks up by 1
[15:50] WBK: yankees have 3 runs on 3 hits and they are going to win this game
[15:51] PatrickFnBateman: because they have a big payroll
[15:51] WBK: yes exactly
Rivera walks Mueller
[15:55] PatrickFnBateman: Boo birds are coming out
[15:55] WBK: rivera is so clutch
[15:55] WBK: i wonder if varitek is going to pinch hit
Bellhorn single
[15:56] PatrickFnBateman: BOOO!
[15:56] WBK: this is so glorius
[15:57] PatrickFnBateman: If damon doesn't bunt, I'm going to kill someone
[15:57] WBK: hell probably fly out
[15:57] WBK: he wants to get back to boston for the fever pitch premiere
[15:57] WBK: hollywood damon
[15:58] PatrickFnBateman: him and Brady have cock fights for all the hot chicks in Boston
[15:58] PatrickFnBateman: all 7 of them
[15:58] WBK: this is ridiculous
[15:59] PatrickFnBateman: no bunt. fucking retarded
[15:59] WBK: 2-1 you know youre going to see a strike so if the bunt sign is taken off, why not at least swing
[16:00] PatrickFnBateman: he couldn't. The yankees payroll is too big
[16:00] WBK: fuck, i forgot
Damon single
[16:01] PatrickFnBateman: nice
[16:02] WBK: haha i hope he walks in a run
[16:02] PatrickFnBateman: Jose Mesa is watching this thinking "wow, Rivera is horrible"
[16:02] WBK: john franco also
[16:03] PatrickFnBateman: Nixon Ks, Manny DP
[16:03] PatrickFnBateman: you heard it here first
[16:03] WBK: most likely
[16:03] PatrickFnBateman: and Manny jogs to first, Boston papers hate him
[16:03] WBK: nice pitch
[16:04] WBK: garbage
[16:05] WBK: i will damage property if they dont tie this game
[16:05] PatrickFnBateman: I'll throw my glass onto third avenue
[16:05] WBK: i thought that hit manny, fuck
[16:06] PatrickFnBateman: Manny should just intentionally strike out to let Ortiz get up
Arod error
[16:07] WBK: AHAHHAAH
[16:07] PatrickFnBateman: a ha ha h haah aarod!
[16:08] WBK: wow that was ballgame right there
Ortiz sacrifice
[16:09] WBK: nice bunt
[16:09] PatrickFnBateman: MVP
[16:10] WBK: wow if he walks mccarty
walks McCarty
[16:11] WBK: ohgod here comes renteria
[16:11] WBK: maybe he will get it out of the infield
[16:11] PatrickFnBateman: blackest person in baseball
Renteria single
[16:11] PatrickFnBateman: dsa
[16:11] PatrickFnBateman: gsa
[16:11] PatrickFnBateman: gdsa
[16:11] WBK: YEAH
[16:11] PatrickFnBateman: are
[16:11] PatrickFnBateman: t
[16:11] PatrickFnBateman: gfd
[16:11] PatrickFnBateman: a
[16:11] PatrickFnBateman: gds
[16:11] PatrickFnBateman: a
[16:12] WBK: AHAHSHFafhdsafhsh YES!
[16:12] PatrickFnBateman: Foulke's gonna lose the save chance. Fantasy people are going to be pissed
[16:14] PatrickFnBateman: John Rocker has better control
Walks Mirabelli
[16:14] WBK: AHAHAHAHAHAH
[16:14] WBK: boooooooooooooooooo
Torre comes out to remove Mariano
[16:14] PatrickFnBateman: YOU SUCK!
[16:14] PatrickFnBateman: c'mon boo!
[16:14] PatrickFnBateman: go yankee fans. Boo!
Yankee fans shower Mariano with boos
[16:15] PatrickFnBateman: YES!
[16:15] WBK: nice stats
Three people shown clapping
[16:15] WBK: WHY ARE THEY CLAPPING?!!?
[16:15] PatrickFnBateman: They didn't show any stats here.
[16:15] PatrickFnBateman: probably becase his stats suck
[16:16] WBK: 2/3 3 hits 4 runs 1 earned
[16:17] WBK: ahahfhashaskjfhash
[16:17] PatrickFnBateman: the announcers here are pissed that the Yankee fans boo'd
[16:18] PatrickFnBateman: "I'm shocked! I can't believe the Yankee fans would boo Rivera! Would you boo Sinatra because he hit a bad note? Just shocked!!!!!"
[16:18] WBK: i woudl boo sinatra if he had 4 straight shit appearances
[16:18] PatrickFnBateman: the announcers are about to cry.
[16:22] WBK: do you think foulke could give up 4 runs?
[16:22] PatrickFnBateman: Maybe in all of April
[16:22] WBK: yeah he is pretty sexy
[16:23] WBK: oh fuck
[16:23] PatrickFnBateman: pshaw
[16:23] WBK: high change up
[16:23] WBK: cant believe that stayed in the stadium
[16:26] WBK: they just showed cashman on his blackberry, maybe hes trying to trade his no good closer
[16:27] PatrickFnBateman: he's probably sending out resumes
[16:29] PatrickFnBateman: The Red Sox are undefeated when Terry Francona doesn't manage this year.
[16:29] WBK: seriously, fire terry
[16:31] PatrickFnBateman: seriously though. The Yankees shouldn't ever pitch rivera against the Red Sox during the regular season. Maybe if they only faced him a handful of times a year (in the postseason) they wouldn't own him so bad
[16:31] WBK: put in gordon or someone
[16:33] WBK: what a day, mike vick has herpes and the red sox win
[16:33] PatrickFnBateman: And Jeter's brain gets damaged
Session Close (WBK): Wed Apr 06 16:34:01 2005