To wash your hands before you touch your dick.
it sounds like you had a fun weekend.
I'm in love with a MILF that wbk introduced me to.
I need to hang with him one of these days, he gets all the hotties.
Speaking of hotties, I almost went to see Trish Saturday night at Dewey's - I went to a bachelor party and one of the stops was The Mercury Lounge. Anyway, it was lame so I suggested going to Dewey's - the guys running the show didnt want to, since they had never been there before and apparently my recommendations wasn't good enough.
So yeah, that was my weekend.
Jalapeno? That's nothing...try some West Indian shit.
"You like spicy food?"
"Sure."
"Try this!"
"Holy shit! Water! Water!"
And this is from someone who doesn't think food is spicy unless his mouth is burning...
yeah, i don't work on saturdays. plus it's usually absolutely dead and they close at midnight. fridays are good. it's like a whole big hip hop thing. so, yeah, it's good you didn't go, i was on spring st last night.
indeed, I would have been greatly disappointed. Plus I would have been really horned up from the strip club, so missing you would have made it 1000 times worse.
Also, never finger your asshole after handling jalepeno peppers
Why dont you just save time and stick the jalepeno peppers up your ass ?
'cause that's just fuckin' nasty!
Is that how the kids do it these days?
If you rub tabasco sauce on your finger and stick it up your ass, you'll stay hard for hours. I heard it on curb your enthusiasm so it must be true.
try it & post the results.
this is fucking short bus material right here
who has trouble staying hard for hours? i have just the opposite problem.
i just won a large bet with myself.
you make bets about how long keyser can maintain an erection?
Gonzo likes his cum spicy when it lands on his face.
Keyser Soze Wrote:who has trouble staying hard for hours? i have just the opposite problem.
Let me impress people by stating my penis is always at full mast. Check.