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I was at a funeral this weekend and these were some of the annoying things I had to endure.

The guy who says "America is the greatest country in the world and i'd never wanna live anywhere else" Then proceeds to spend an hour explaining why america sucks so bad and how other countries are much better.

When you're in the elevator, it goes to the top floor and someone gets on but before they get on they ask you "going up or down?"

When people say "with all due respect" they're really saying "you're a fuckin asshole".

When the nicest thing you can say about someone was "she was funny" that means she had no sense of humor and was a bitter old cunt and you're glad she's dead.

People who say "No disrespect" they're really saying "I have no respect for you, you piece of shit"

When you're looking for something and someone asks "where'd you put it last?" If I knew, I wouldnt be looking for it.

When you tell someone really bad news like about a death or some tragedy and their initial response is "you're joking".

"Whatever doesn't kill you, makes you stronger". Kill yourself.

With all due respect, you were funny.

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Buttmunch Wrote:With all due respect, you were funny.

I was

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No disrespect, you're a scumbag.

No. No, man. Shit, no, man. I believe you'd get your ass kicked sayin' something like that, man.

I had to check the date on this thread because I could swear Gonzo posted a similar thread before. Buttmunch followed up with that exact post.

This thread is a repeat.

Quote:The guy who says "America is the greatest country in the world and i'd never wanna live anywhere else" Then proceeds to spend an hour explaining why america sucks so bad and how other countries are much better.

Lush constantly says America sucks and its such an awful place, but when you ask her if she could move anywhere on the planet instead.....she gives you a blank look.

But I never said I love it here.

You're practically a member of the Taliban.

Let's cut her fucking tits off and throw them in the opium fields!

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