are you doing stand up with donkey sausage?
good luck to you sir! don't forgot to WOW horny truckers along the way.
i'll do my best to spot them on the plane
oh i guess you arent a true fan like DS.
sleeper has a busy week in the Castro.
LA is the edgiest city in the world. It may explode when he gets there.
Because the Castro is just like a stone's throw from LA
Good luck and if some savage takes over the plane roll up a Maxim and use to bash the fucks face/throat/groin till he stops breathing, Godspeed.
Matt Damon beat up someone with a magazine in Bourne Supremecy and I have a hard time believing it.
They make great improvised weapons, a rubber band or two towards the ends helps out greatly. Maxim, FHM or Stuff can all be used as the spine is quite strong. I use one when practicing knife fighting, one drawback is you only get one session in before people quit.
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Are you one of those people who stretches before you get in a bar fight? Cracking your neck and knuckles and what-not?
I don't get into fights. Smart people avoid them at all costs, but if you have to defend yourself it must be quick and decisive to defeat your enemies.
the kook meter is starting to get full again now that the tragedy is getting further in the past.
I'm more of a freaky/geek with some psycho tossed in for good measure.
how many people have you killed?
None.
One must avoid conflicts, did have a couple of windows busted at one job from disgruntled workers that I shit canned. They never came back though and one spic worker tried to assault me with a pipe, until I stuck a knife towards his throat. He dropped the pipe and ran away.
Galt Wrote:Are you one of those people who stretches before you get in a bar fight? Cracking your neck and knuckles and what-not?
he also makes sure a good fighting song is playing on the jukebox
...if you like pina coladas
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