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I am never constipated and I never have diarahea (or very very very rarely)

The urge to shit hits me like a wave, and if I can't get to the bathroom within about a half hour then I have a bit of a stomach ache for about 10 minutes every 30-60 minutes until I can get to one (Ohhh, I was stuck in a car in South Africa driving up from Capepoint to Capetown for 3-4 hours in an insane amount of traffic and I was too afraid to stop anywhere besides my hotel for fear of getting killed -- I thought I was going to have a hernia) but I can normally get to one in a reasonable time so it's never a problem.

Then I go in, I sit down, and boom -- it all comes out at once. I don't have to sit there for 20 minutes as little pebblets trickle out. I don't have embarrassing ass mud that seeps out. I don't have to squeeze out one 2 foot log from my tiny anus.

From the time I sit down until when I have washed my hands is normally between 1-2 minutes.

And even more than that, 75% of the time I am taking a shit between 8:45-9:00AM

Congratulations on your accomplishments.

I used to be pretty efficient as well until the "problem" began.

One bad side effect of the H, efficient shitting is the key to world peace.

throughout the history of this board galt has talked about his bowel movements quite a few times. he has quite a preoccupation with his anus. sounds like a man who went through some toilet training trauma.

i usually have to go after eating. i'm like a baby

i can't go right when i wake up, im not ready until im at work an hour later.

yeah, me either. It takes an hour for everything to settle.

thanks for sharing.

note to self : never call Galt between 8:45-9:00AM

if you sleep late do you wake up because you have to go between 845-9, or do you just take the same amount of time after you wake up no matter when it is?

same amount of time. It takes about 1 1/2 hours

HedCold Wrote:i usually have to go after eating. i'm like a baby

Same here.

I'd say anywhere between 5-10 minutes after.

I have a window, if it is not met, it goes away.

I bet DIG's poop looks like chewed skoal.

lush Wrote:I have a window, if it is not met, it goes away.

Shitting out a window is fun.

Especially if George lives next door...

for some reason, whenever i go to the library here at school, i need to shit. its odd

Libraries are for the sole purpose of sleeping.

i like the fact hat he is tempting us with his Small anus.

what a fucking tease!

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