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will be either spayed or neutered and I will finally find out if its a boy or girl, though in any case the cats name will remain adolf. I know everyones excited to finally find out and let the burden be lifted, its like who shot JR!
so much for you gettin lucky this weekend (unless he/she is a fast healer?)
well when I left him/her in his/her cage he was next to this big brown cat about 6 times his/her size so I think shims getting broken in by some adebisi lookin cat today.
I'll send over a catnip bouquet to cheer it up.
The receptionist told me that the doctor would figure it out, I sure hope so. I'd hate to have it come home shitting from its mouth.
GonzoStyle Wrote:well when I left him/her in his/her cage he was next to this big brown cat about 6 times his/her size so I think shims getting broken in by some adebisi lookin cat today.
you totally made up that spelling for "adebisi"
it would be great if they could do something to prevent it from pissing, cat piss is the worst smell ever.
Arpikarhu Wrote:
GonzoStyle Wrote:well when I left him/her in his/her cage he was next to this big brown cat about 6 times his/her size so I think shims getting broken in by some adebisi lookin cat today.
you totally made up that spelling for "adebisi"
Simon Adebisi played by Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje on the HBO series "OZ".
When they check you in and ask your cat's name, do you tell them it is Adolf or do you make something else up?
Whats wrong with shim's name?
nothing, if you goosestep when you walk.
Adolf is a fine name, if its a girl maybe i'll call it ade or something.
call it pussy.
HAAHAHAHAHAHA HITLER IS SO EDGY!!!
joobie's dog's names is Ada. Maybe they can get together
Got any new jokes to make your own with your woman yet? The cat was a gift from a friend who came from overseas and he bought the cat in germany, it fit.
does it like to play on or near your oven?
Is it really that, or is it because you give him a little moustache with permanent marker?
i guess einstein isnt edgy enough for you
Danked Wrote:Is it really that, or is it because you give him a little moustache with permanent marker?
He really does have this mark on the bottom part of his nose that looks like a hitler mustache, he's fluffy white and a pure aryan.
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