10-19-2005, 08:39 PM
I really dislike complete fuckin asshole strangers who feel the need to strike up conversation with you because you have something in common. Like today I was in the supermarket and this fucko on line wants to be all chummy cause we both are buying the same exact catfood. I'm fuckin reading a magazine here, why are you fuckin bothering me asshole! I nod politely and go back to my gossip mag, then fuckface has to tell me about his cat and I am not paying attention or nothin but he's still talking. Then he says "we cat people" for the 10th time and I stop him and say "look buddy, I don't like the cat and if it was up to me i'd toss the fucker out in the street, I hate pets and the only purpose they serve is to entertain me or for me to take my frustrations out on them, it's easier than a wife cause pets can't call the cops, plus I don't smell like cat piss, so I can't be a cat person. I'm trying to read a magazine, thank you!!!".
We both thankfully knew that I could beat his ass, otherwise I would have continued nodding politely and he woulda done more than huff at my reply.
But these assholes are everywhere, you're at the bar tryin to watch a game or talk to someone and fuckface comes up.. "oh man I got the same watch!!!" and then it's like you're a part of some society that has to talk about movado watches.
The worst are the dumb fucks who honk at you or wave or pull up next to you and point out you have the same car, well fuckin woopee they made more than one of the same model!!! God forbid you run into one of these walking derelicts and they start in on gas mileage and some little malfunction in the car.
People own similar things, that doesn't mean you need to strike up conversation on the fact you got the same sneakers at home. I don't fuckin care!
We both thankfully knew that I could beat his ass, otherwise I would have continued nodding politely and he woulda done more than huff at my reply.
But these assholes are everywhere, you're at the bar tryin to watch a game or talk to someone and fuckface comes up.. "oh man I got the same watch!!!" and then it's like you're a part of some society that has to talk about movado watches.
The worst are the dumb fucks who honk at you or wave or pull up next to you and point out you have the same car, well fuckin woopee they made more than one of the same model!!! God forbid you run into one of these walking derelicts and they start in on gas mileage and some little malfunction in the car.
People own similar things, that doesn't mean you need to strike up conversation on the fact you got the same sneakers at home. I don't fuckin care!