from an article about the fat white sox closer:Quote:It told how he would refer to his agent, Matt Soshnick, as D.J. — short for Dirty Jew. Soshnick, now one of four former agents of Jenks, told the magazine
destined for greatness obviously.![[Image: capt.cxs16810230329.world_series__cxs168.jpg]](http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20051023/capt.cxs16810230329.world_series__cxs168.jpg)
Quote:The article told of Jenks getting suspended from the Angels' Class AA team for repeatedly bringing beer on the bus. It told of how, "in a drunken stupor, he took a lighter and burned the backside of his pitching hand, opening a wound the size of a silver dollar. He then torched his left hand and the underside of both forearms — before passing out."
he was lights out in tonights game, he's just lucky that posednik started juicing.
He throws triple digit fastballs.
he also never played a year of high school baseball because he was academically ineligible for 3 of them and then dropped out in the 4th.
and met his wife at a drive thru burger joint.
David Wells is jealous of him.