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He's been showing the signs for about a month now and yesterday, about 20 minutes after I got home I put him down to get changed and he walked 4 steps over to me. Needless to say it was a really cool moment.
All you had to do was show him your schlong to inspire him!
It's all "cool moments" until he starts dressing in your wife's clothes.
I wasn't undressed/changed yet - and there wont be any putting-on of his mother's clothes!!!!
That's tight. Now you gotta foam rubber the entire house.

Hearing updates about Goat's kid is kinda like the Truman show except on a message board and without those moving picture boxes. From birth to his first steps we were there. Now follow him through his akward years and lastly to the stunning shock ending that he's really the milk man's kid!
it's all fun and games till his first words are "trish".
and when he learns to coloUr.
My son is still cooler.
only because he has 2 spic brothers to protect him if he gets in trouble.
pat's kid took his first pimp stroll this week
his kid already knows how to tie a do-rag, take that chris!!!
similak child
why learn to walk if you're raised in a bar.
that kid will be the tiger woods of beer pong and pool
Wait 'til he gets to preschool.

He'll be rolling in smelly, toddler pussy.
Goaty when's your kid and Silera's kid gonna hang out and smoke a bowl?
as soon as he can hold his own bowl on his own.
Black Lazerus Wrote:that kid will be the tiger woods of beer pong and pool
Golden Tee
great, goats kid is one step closer to going to school on the taxpayers dollar. my dollar.
I bet you're one of those assholes who use the "I pay your salary" line when it comes to cops.
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