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I was in a department store a few weeks ago when I saw a manequin wearing a beuatiful leather jacket. I really wanted to try it on but I looked throughout the whole floor and couldn't find it. I asked 2 different salespeople if I could take it off the manequin just to try it on and they said no, an independent compnay designs our displays, we're not allowed to touch them, yadda yadda. I was like, what's the diff, you can't be selling it anymore anyway, you have none left, but they wouldn't budge. So when no one was looking I quickly took it off the doll and treid it on. As i suspected, it fit perfectly and I loved it, so I snuck off to another floor to pay for it.

I was so excited to enter the season when I could show off my stylin new jacket. But of course shortly after we started getting heavy rain for days and weeks. Hurricanes, floods, everyone thought Mother Nature had menopause. But I know the rains really happened to prevent me from wearing my unauthorized leather jacket. God is punishing me, like Eve with the forbidden apple.

I apologize to you all, this weather is completely mny fault.
the reason that no one gave you a problem with buying the jacket on a different floor was because you are so ugly no one wished to approach you, medusa.
and I thought it was cause I was masturbating too much and eating pork.

Did you move down south that you're being hit by hurricanes and can't wear a jacket?
No I just didn't want my nice new leather to be ruined by rain.

On the bright side, I was complaining at work how all of our umbrellas are HUGE, while they keep you really dry they're cumbersome to walk around with. Sure enough the next morning I found a small umbrella left behind on the subway. It's now mine and works lovely. Lovely as me!
its not raining today...
This was 3 days ago. Of course today, and yesterday, I finally got to showw off my jacket!!!!
galt totally owned you in that other thread
Suzie Wrote:This was 3 days ago. Of course today, and yesterday, I finally got to showw off my jacket!!!!
but there were no hurricanes in new york, so if god really hated YOU for it why would he hit new orleans?
But seriously, god hit china with an earthquake cause I stole some extra duck sauce packages from the chinese restaurant
Suzie, do you have any shots of you taking it in the ass?